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[Taricus]

*Punts GLaDOS into the HFS hole*

[rty275]

*GLaDOS recedes into ceiling. The ceiling goes up many metres. Missile turrets pop out of the walls. Ceiling and walls of the recess are unportal-makeable*
"Now who was using the portal gun?"

[Phantom]

"Ultimuh the Minecrafter."

[AntiAntiMatter]

*detonates EMP bomb*

[Taricus]

*Points to the HFS hole*

[rty275]

"Silly human. EMP shields are standard on all GLaDOS model research computers."
*Dispenser rotates above AntiAntiMatter and drops cube on his head*

[AntiAntiMatter]

*portals out of range*
Who said I was human?

[rty275]

*Portal turret lowers from ceiling*
"I don't care what you are. But you will soon be dead."
*Clear dividers and moving walls separate AntiAntiMatter from the others, and dispense popcorn and cake to the others.*
"Now are you regretting it? You do not get cake. Or popcorn. It is delicious, you know. I made it myself. I would have given it to you, but you resisted. Remember, you will not be missed."

[Phantom]

Berkar has changed into Orange Aperture Science suit. He has obtained both portal weapons from Black Mesa and Aperture Science.
"I have had enough. Bring it!"

[AntiAntiMatter]

*portals out of the enclosure*
Be silent, metalmind.
*hands out massive laser guns to everyone else*
Fire at will!

[rty275]

"Please remain in the safe area. I would have to terminate you if you did not. Just stay there and enjoy your cake."
(The Portal Gun from Aperture Science cannot portal through clear material. The one from Black Mesa can though.)

[AntiAntiMatter]

(who said I was using the portal gun from portal?)
*waves the highly superior Black Mesa Handheld Portal Device at GLaDOS*

[Phantom]

"I have both, y'know. Shephard was quite a nice fellow..."

[rty275]

(How are there two Black Mesa Portal guns then? They only made one.)

[Phantom]

((Technically, I appeared first with it so...))