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rty275

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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #180 on: February 16, 2011, 12:34:09 am »
"RAAAGH"
*Portal gun turret locks you in an infinite loop*
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Phantom

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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #181 on: February 16, 2011, 12:35:45 am »
Getting bored, Berkar blinks outside the Bar, and Dariel the half Scrin half Human brother of Berkar blinks in.
"Okay, what the hell guys."
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« Reply #182 on: February 16, 2011, 12:37:38 am »
*All of the turrets recede and GLaDOS goes low enough to see him. A platter with cake lowers in front of Dariel*
"Cake?"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #183 on: February 16, 2011, 12:38:15 am »
"The fact I have no mouth, or even digestive system for that matter, renders me unable to eat that."
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rty275

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« Reply #184 on: February 16, 2011, 12:39:40 am »
"Surgery can probably fix that"
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Phantom

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« Reply #185 on: February 16, 2011, 12:41:32 am »
"That is quite difficult against a person who has been rendered into a Psionic Prodigy by getting his DNA reformed into 75% that of a Scrin being. I can just blink out before you even touch me. That, and I would rather not taste death again."
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rty275

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« Reply #186 on: February 16, 2011, 12:43:30 am »
"But death is delicious! And anyway, being a research robot, it is perfectly safe, and I totally won't attempt to dissect you for your alien technology. You can trust me. Why would I lie?"
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Phantom

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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #187 on: February 16, 2011, 12:45:41 am »
"...No."
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rty275

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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #188 on: February 16, 2011, 12:48:17 am »
"Fine. Then simply connect your psionic powers to this preserved human brain and I will transfer the delicious taste of cake directly into your unused taste receptors.

*A brain in a jar lowers from the ceiling.*
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #189 on: February 16, 2011, 12:52:11 am »
"They don't exist anymore. Nearly everything except my skeletal structure was removed and replaced. Plus, it kind of doesn't work that way..."
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rty275

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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #190 on: February 16, 2011, 12:53:24 am »
"I will transfer the taste into every sense. Have you never heard of synestesia?"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #191 on: February 16, 2011, 12:55:31 am »
"*INCOMPREHENSIBLE SCRIN*"
Dariel shatters the brain's jar, while he starts screwing around with  GLaDOS' wiring.
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rty275

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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #192 on: February 16, 2011, 12:57:34 am »
*RAGE PORTAL YOU IN AN INFINITE LOOP!*
"RAAAAAAGHHHHH!"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #193 on: February 16, 2011, 01:02:07 am »
Nathaniel Hoke Walks in, he stares at the broken glass, the cake, the odd creature with no mouth screwing the wiring, the brain, the abundance of portals.....

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"I don't know what I'm looking at.. but is it weird to turned on by it?"
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Re: Bay12 block-party!
« Reply #194 on: February 16, 2011, 01:03:01 am »
"Yes. Have cake"
*A platter with cake on it lowers infront of you*
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