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[Phantom]

"That's a very nice full health bar you have there.
SSSSST.
It would be a shame if something happened to it."
The creeper chases Ultimuh. Berkar experiments with the cube by putting some cake on it.

[rty275]

"The cake is now a lie. I am sorry. It was delicious."

[Ultimuh]

*Notices the portal gun, fires the blue portal below the creeper, then the orange one directly above Phantom.*

[Phantom]

Berkar experiments yet again by warping a Aperture Science Turret next to the cube. Berkar throws the Creeper back up, this time appearing behind Ultimuh again.
"That's a very nice EVERYTHING you have there."

[rty275]

"Oh no. These turrets are mean. They shoot at anyone in sight. You can use me as a shield. Then they will only hurt me, not you. It's alright though. I will block the bullets. Because I care."

[Phantom]

"GLaDOS has brainwashed you a lot, huh, cube?"

[AntiAntiMatter]

*drops rty275 down the hole to the magma and HFS*

[Taricus]

"Come on, even the cuve doesn't deserve what's down there."

[Phantom]

"Don't worry, another spawner will create him again."

[rty275]

*New Cube falls from dispenser*
"No she has not. GLaDOS is my friend. I care about everyone, but only GLaDOS cares about me. Only people who care about me are my friends. None of you are. But I will still help you. Because I care."

[AntiAntiMatter]

*mutes rty275*

[Ultimuh]

*Throws the pickaxe at the creeper. The pickaxe pierces it's skin! The pickaxe bruises the brain! The pickaxe is firmly lodged in the creeper's head!*

[Phantom]

"Uh.
Remember me? I modded the file pack to make me the player model, not Chell. I noclipped you and me to skip that area were set on fire. You took many rockets and you blew up. Nice job failing."
The Creeper goes BOOM.

[rty275]

*muted*

[AntiAntiMatter]

chuckles, then goes back to reading as the cube falls into the midst of the HFS*