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[xeivous]

I once shot a man manhood off.

[Tastysaurus Rex]

So, what things CAN'T we post about in this thread?

I said don't ask. Besides, if you don't know, you should be fine.

inb4 some Pandora's Box shit where everyone guesses what it is and the thread disappears.

inb4 we all shut the **** up about it, pretend it never existed, and move on so we can hopefully have this sort of thread again. I don't think this is a hard request, do you?

All I'm saying is that it's been done before, right? Meaning it'll happen again. And again. Because nobody's aware of what went wrong. And until they know what went wrong (I'm sure hypothetically mentioning where someone crossed a line shouldn't be an issue) you're gonna keep losing threads. There's a famous saying about this kind of thing, but I'd probably just misquote it.

EDIT: Er, I hate people who do what I'm doing right now, so I'll go ahead and contribute. I don't normally do a lot of bad, bad things in this game to non-hostiles, but there was this one instance where I celebrated killing a Bronze Colossus by going apeshit on the guys who gave me the quest. It involved the destruction of as many unimportant limbs (fingers, ears, etc) as I could grab. It was a good day.

[Urist McUristy]

This has gotten me curious as to what happened... Could someone p.m. me and fill me in?

[Blind Wolf]

So, what things CAN'T we post about in this thread?

I said don't ask. Besides, if you don't know, you should be fine.

inb4 some Pandora's Box shit where everyone guesses what it is and the thread disappears.

inb4 we all shut the **** up about it, pretend it never existed, and move on so we can hopefully have this sort of thread again. I don't think this is a hard request, do you?

All I'm saying is that it's been done before, right? Meaning it'll happen again. And again. Because nobody's aware of what went wrong. And until they know what went wrong (I'm sure hypothetically mentioning where someone crossed a line shouldn't be an issue) you're gonna keep losing threads. There's a famous saying about this kind of thing, but I'd probably just misquote it.

Most people should be aware by this point, and if they're not they should be mature enough to listen to my request. I can't really blame them for being curious, but there are several avenues to get the information without endangering the thread.

For example, they can PM any number of people, or preferably take it off-site. Several places have frequent DF discussions. I bet /tg would love to tell him.

But another major problem is the host of people who DO know what happened, and yet still feel the need to keep making references. Talking about it and my thread's eventual doom is just going to make things worse.

This has gotten me curious as to what happened... Could someone p.m. me and fill me in?

Go ask /tg. He might start banning people for PMing the story, though I don't think he will, but I wont risk it. Also, shut up. This isn't a discussion thread for it.

[Stone Wera]

I recently cut a man's phallus off and now use it as a surprisingly effective strangling weapon.

Disregard that, too dirty for the thread, apparently.

[Miko19]

I recently cut a man's phallus off and now use it as a surprisingly effective strangling weapon.

You can strangle people with items in 31.18?

[Karl Marx]

Just google "The Incident, Dwarf Fortress." if you're curious.

[cryopyre]

My most despicable deed was the time I got bored as my most powerful adventurer. He was legendary, he had killed many a vile creature. However, he had done every quest within range, and he had plundered ever cave even a rumor had been whispered about. So in his boredom, he decided to slaughter a village. At every house the method was similar: kill all but one, and leave the last for kicking practice. When only one survivor was left I would stomp on ever finger first, until they were shattered beyond use. Then every toe. After that I'd shatter both hands and feet until the ankle and wrist were broken. I'd move up their limbs until ever bone was broken beyond use.

At this point they were usually unconscious with pain, so I would scratch out their eyes and nose and ears. With their sense deprived I would then stomp on their lower bodies until their internal organs were heavily torn and their lower spine was shattered. At this point I'd just set shrubbery near them on fire and leave them to crawl away in misery as I performed the same ritual at every house.

I swear I'm a nice guy outside DF, it just brings out the sociopath in me.

[Stone Wera]

My most despicable deed was the time I got bored as my most powerful adventurer. He was legendary, he had killed many a vile creature. However, he had done every quest within range, and he had plundered ever cave even a rumor had been whispered about. So in his boredom, he decided to slaughter a village. At every house the method was similar: kill all but one, and leave the last for kicking practice. When only one survivor was left I would stomp on ever finger first, until they were shattered beyond use. Then every toe. After that I'd shatter both hands and feet until the ankle and wrist were broken. I'd move up their limbs until ever bone was broken beyond use.

At this point they were usually unconscious with pain, so I would scratch out their eyes and nose and ears. With their sense deprived I would then stomp on their lower bodies until their internal organs were heavily torn and their lower spine was shattered. At this point I'd just set shrubbery near them on fire and leave them to crawl away in misery as I performed the same ritual at every house.

I swear I'm a nice guy outside DF, it just brings out the sociopath in me.

Exactly, Dwarf Fortress makes people do horrible, horrible things.

[noob]

i beat a mother to death with her kids corpse.

[agiller]

I once broke a child's legs then i slowly tortured her parents to death in front of her. After they were dead i chopped off all her limbs then just left her to either bleed to death or be quadriplegic for the rest of her life... I assure you i'm not insane outside of dwarf fortress.

[Catastrophic lolcats]

I think the easiest way to handle this thread without it going the way of the lock is to declare it vanilla/no mods.
This way we can avoid the ... unpleasentness of the last thread and perhaps also the stories of killing people with their own reproductive organs.

As for the most evil thing I've ever done. I once killed every single elf in the world. Albeit a smal world with a small amount of civs. I also found a human house in a town fulled with children. So after my genocide, I returned with a head from every leader of the elves and scattered it around the house. The kids seemed enthralled with their new toys.

[Lupus]

Just google "The Incident, Dwarf Fortress." if you're curious.

Googleing it gives nothing
Edit: nvm found it by looking up "dwarf fortress, the incident adventure mode discussion" in google

[Rumrusher]

I think the easiest way to handle this thread without it going the way of the lock is to declare it vanilla/no mods.
This way we can avoid the ... unpleasentness of the last thread and perhaps also the stories of killing people with their own reproductive organs.

What happens to the guys who have mods for adding poisons and creating bombs then 'wire' them to go off with a bonfire? Do those evil members get push aside because of the Reproductive Genesis/Succubus mod Sociopaths? though I agree beating someone with a organ is the same as beating someone with a limb. hopefully someone post a Evil brutal deed of ripping a heart out and smacking their spouse with it. I guess a good cut to the upper body to reveal the heart then grab and pinch it out.
well my recent evil deed was making a dwarf egg turn into a Dwarf Bone Battle axe. I'm between testing if I can breed adventures with modding in egg laying to a human species. and coded a command that inflicts PAIN to other creatures... to bad it causes the game to crash.

[Deadly Lamarr]

I think the easiest way to handle this thread without it going the way of the lock is to declare it vanilla/no mods.
This way we can avoid the ... unpleasentness of the last thread and perhaps also the stories of killing people with their own reproductive organs.

That's not really fair to the fairly large number of people use Genesis in particular. It would be better to say "Nothing sexual." While I think this is a double standard with regard to violence, and people probably won't pay attention to restrictions anyway, it sounds reasonable enough.

Evil ... evil ... hmm ... well, I of course sometimes torture bandits to death. To be fair, part of this is that they don't always die quickly enough for my convenience, and who really cares about the rights of bandits srsly. If they didn't want to be tortured to death by a psycho wielding twenty picks, a rat leather backpack, and a whip, maybe they shouldn't camp in the wilderness.