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[Blind Wolf]

Redux 2.

We should all be very clear on what to avoid now. If you don't, then don't ask here.

I reduced an entire human civ to nothing but still-living heads and torsos, and then lit all of their settlements on fire. I'd like to make a Mario sprite when I have the time. I also bite off all the thumbs and toes of non-bounty bandits. Sorry it this all sounds a bit rushed, but this is the third time I've written it and I'm running out of patience.

This started when a bandit punctured my lung and I turned her into a permanent invalid in retaliation. When I finished, I wanted to take pity on her and carry her around. Nickname her Gimpy and take her out on amazing adventures. Sadly, this was not meant to be, for we cannot pick up living people.

Anyway, post your own stories. Let's hope this topic eventually becomes as long and storied as the first one.

[ext0l]

In before lock.

I'm trying to do the same thing you did but to kobolds instead.

[minno]

Ok, I just made a thread about this a week ago and it's gone now?  Is a mod deleting them without even letting anyone know?

[ext0l]

Ok, I just made a thread about this a week ago and it's gone now?  Is a mod deleting them without even letting anyone know?

Yes.
There have been several threads like this in the past and it always ends the same way.

[Blind Wolf]

From what I've seen, they were all deleted for the same reason. I'm hoping that it will go better if we excise the problem.

[Stone Wera]

I once murdered twenty six people in their sleep after my adventurer's legs had been mangled horribly. I did it while listening to Hearts On Fire, montage style! I decapitated a peasant in his sleep and used his head to kill (I think) eightteen others. But I hit a miner and didn't one-shot her, so she jammed me through the chest with a pick, tearing the heart. She then drove the pick through my face, earning her the name of SugarySwallows.

I also recruited a peasant who turned on me after I murdered one person (personally I think he overreacted). I then stabbed him in the chest and took his weapon from him, jamming him in the hand with it. I stabbed him until he gave into pain, and then broke all his limbs and gouged his eyes out, ripping his nose off and keeping it as a souvineir. I gave him the title of Prodigal Failure and waited for him to wake up, watching him flail around helplessly until he died.

Pretty mild, actually.

[Chilton]

From what I've seen, they were all deleted for the same reason. I'm hoping that it will go better if we excise the problem.

They shouldnt delete the threads, they should delete the posts they dont like.

[Blind Wolf]

From what I've seen, they were all deleted for the same reason. I'm hoping that it will go better if we excise the problem.

They shouldnt delete the threads, they should delete the posts they dont like.

I agree, but apparently one of the Adams brothers is very sensitive about it. They are the only mods as far as I'm aware. I don't really want this to turn into a discussion about the other topics, since I doubt it will help this thread's chances.

[Supercharazad]

So, what things CAN'T we post about in this thread?

[GrayFoxUA]

I once had walked into a human town, killed a baby by punching it to a pulp and then I killed the mother with the corpse of the baby.

[Karl Marx]

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[Blind Wolf]

So, what things CAN'T we post about in this thread?

I said don't ask. Besides, if you don't know, you should be fine.

[Deadly Lamarr]

I have a sneaking suspicion that any thread about evil deeds lives on borrowed time. Whatever the case, The Incident is immortalized in other places anyway, so there's a second or third reason we don't need to talk about it.

Anyway, I once methodically hunted down and killed the descendants of humans who wiped out an elven civilization. I specifically targeted those humans, killing the target and any who tried to stop me but no one else. I caused a loyalty cascade or something too.

[Tastysaurus Rex]

So, what things CAN'T we post about in this thread?

I said don't ask. Besides, if you don't know, you should be fine.

inb4 some Pandora's Box shit where everyone guesses what it is and the thread disappears.

[Blind Wolf]

So, what things CAN'T we post about in this thread?

I said don't ask. Besides, if you don't know, you should be fine.

inb4 some Pandora's Box shit where everyone guesses what it is and the thread disappears.

inb4 we all shut the **** up about it, pretend it never existed, and move on so we can hopefully have this sort of thread again. I don't think this is a hard request, do you?