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Author Topic: Ye Olde Texte Adventure  (Read 12307 times)

Aklyon

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #165 on: February 05, 2011, 01:37:24 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on February 03, 2011, 10:05:03 am
Forsooth! Thou lacketh the funds to geteth drunke.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #166 on: February 05, 2011, 01:44:51 pm »
Thou needst not to geteth drunke, thou musteth simplie joine the brawle while sobere.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #167 on: February 05, 2011, 01:51:43 pm »
Thou joineth.
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Thou art punched in thy groin, and stumbleth oute. Oweth.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #168 on: February 05, 2011, 03:05:51 pm »
Nurse thy groin, and finde yon drunken fighting mastere to teache ye the ways of drunken fisticuffs.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #169 on: February 05, 2011, 03:18:21 pm »
Quote from: Gatleos on February 05, 2011, 03:05:51 pm
Nurse thy groin, and finde yon drunken fighting mastere to teache ye the ways of drunken fisticuffs.
Bute ye beith sobere! Ye cannote learn the wayse of the drunkene mastere while sobere!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #170 on: February 06, 2011, 01:13:15 pm »
Geteth ye buttocks movinge, ande gathereth thineselfe an armyeth of suche greate powereth thate none mayeth standeth ineth thy wayeth! WAGE WARETH UPON YONDER BEASTIE, FORETH THINE GLORYETH AND YE COUNTRY!!! TO ARME'S, IE SAYE, TO ARME'S!!! THENETH WREAKE HAVOCKE UPONETH YONDER COUNTRYES ZINGBOBE AND PLINKOTE!!!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #171 on: February 06, 2011, 07:33:46 pm »
>An armyeth of yonder deade.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #172 on: February 06, 2011, 08:11:51 pm »
Quote from: Aklyon on January 28, 2011, 06:33:33 pm
NOTE 1 sayeth: "Potato, Eeenglishmen, Zoom zoom."
Forsooth, thou art confused. Thou eateth the note.

>Asketh thy ghostly subjects if they knowethe anythinge about an ogre, or mayhap an overly-tall beanstock anywhere neareth the area.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #173 on: February 06, 2011, 09:15:37 pm »
Ye head-voices nay seem to understand thy serious lack of funds.

The ghostse hear your mentione of the note, ande sayeth that the seconde part soundede like a frenchman taunting, the firste parte requirest a potato, and thou muste zoom verily fastest to find out what the third part meant.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #174 on: February 07, 2011, 12:58:10 am »
Quote from: Aklyon on February 06, 2011, 09:15:37 pm
ghostse
Goatse?! RUN

Then finde thyself a Frenchie, aske him if he knows anything aboute the note, and robbe him blinde. Verily.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #175 on: February 07, 2011, 10:42:56 am »
> Asket the ghostes af thye beth willing to beth an armye with nae monetaree comensatione.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #176 on: February 07, 2011, 02:34:17 pm »
They declineth, on the groundse of "Need money for partays, duuuude. We caaaaaan't juste scareeeeee our paaaaartygoers intooo just giving thy stuuuuuf."
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #177 on: February 07, 2011, 09:56:03 pm »
Findeth thou some idiotse to swindle for fundse. Selleth them watere frome yondere lake!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #178 on: February 07, 2011, 10:06:10 pm »
Agreede.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure - Halt!
« Reply #179 on: February 11, 2011, 02:48:36 pm »
After Ye finishe talkinge to the craftere of mines, ye go a swindlin'. It works!

Ye count your mon-*doorsmash*

HALT!HALT!HALT!HALT!
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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