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Aklyon

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Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« on: January 27, 2011, 09:18:12 pm »
Obvious Warning

Having stopped upon a smalle hille, ye doth see the beast ye had been sente to killeth standing on a balcony of yonder Castle over the next hill. But the nearby Towne is interesting as welleth.

Whither direction does thou go? (or typeth HELP)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #1 on: January 27, 2011, 09:29:47 pm »
>Check inventory.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #2 on: January 27, 2011, 09:33:47 pm »
Thy inventory is nil, tis why you accepted thy quest to killeth yonder beastie. Thy clothes are not being counted as an item unless they are REMOVEd. If they are, thy clothes doth be worthe two golde.

(Thy former inventory doth belongeth to a thief.)
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« Last Edit: January 27, 2011, 09:35:55 pm by Aklyon »
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #3 on: January 27, 2011, 09:35:02 pm »
Doth yonder beast haveth any compatriots?
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #4 on: January 27, 2011, 09:36:49 pm »
>Go to the town to learn more of yonder beast
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #5 on: January 27, 2011, 09:40:43 pm »
>HELP
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #6 on: January 27, 2011, 09:41:54 pm »
Yonder beast is too far away for thou to determine the presence of any heathen compatriots it may have without thy telescoping monacle. But alas, yonder thief has it, ande it twas quite expensive.

Ye go whither to the Towne, and see it has a SHOPPE (open), a SMITHE (asleep), and a TAVERNE (alas, not open yet.)
It be midday, ye know.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #7 on: January 27, 2011, 09:43:57 pm »
> Entereth yonder SHOPPE and looketh upon their wares.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #8 on: January 27, 2011, 09:47:20 pm »
>HELP
Ye be needing help already? Thy INT stat must not exist, tis a simple choice.

Ye have died from lack of intelligence.

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> Entereth yonder SHOPPE and looketh upon their wares.
Ye entereth yonder SHOPPE and looketh upon their wares. Ye lack any money, unless thy wishes to sell all of thy clothes for 2 golde.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #9 on: January 27, 2011, 09:50:21 pm »
> If laws of the kingdom allow it, selleth thy clothes for the cheapest telescoping monocle that rags may buyeth.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #10 on: January 27, 2011, 10:04:23 pm »
> If laws of the kingdom allow it, selleth thy clothes for the cheapest telescoping monocle that rags may buyeth.
You selleth thy clothes and starest longingly at yonder telescoping monacles. alas, Thou lacks funds.

Shoppe Inventory:
Herbe: 1 golde for two
Telescoping monacle: 20 Golde.
Randome Adventurer's items: 1 golde each today.
newly scribbled onto the bottom is thus:
Pantse (used, nay undies): 2 golde.
Sockse (used): 1 golde for bothe.

(Yes, our character was wearing nothing but outer pants and 1 pair of socks.)
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #11 on: January 27, 2011, 10:09:08 pm »
Buyeth two doth the Randome items
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #12 on: January 27, 2011, 10:14:17 pm »
Ye are given a piece of old woode, and thy socks back. Forsooth, thy luck sucketh today.

Thy Inventory:
old piece of woode
2 socks (yours)

What doth thy do now? Night has fallen.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #13 on: January 27, 2011, 10:18:30 pm »
>Raideth the dwellings of the townsfolk for loot
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #14 on: January 27, 2011, 10:19:05 pm »
>Put on the socks to be slightly more dignified.
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