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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #60 on: January 28, 2011, 05:51:49 pm »
>Weareth an eyepatch. Intimidateth merchants into handing their goods to you with thy piratey looks.
Thou weareth an eyepatch, and gaineth entrance to yonder Castle withe thy heathen target still upon the balcony.
Exits are NORTH, SOUTH, and UP. SOUTH is out of the Castle.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #61 on: January 28, 2011, 05:53:55 pm »
>DENNIS
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« Reply #62 on: January 28, 2011, 05:56:01 pm »
DENNIS is not here, this nae be his place.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #63 on: January 28, 2011, 06:13:37 pm »
Quote from: Darvi on January 28, 2011, 05:53:55 pm
>DENNIS
Ye arrive at Dennis. He wears a sporty frock coat and a long jimberjam. He paces about nervously. Obvious exits are NOT DENNIS.
> Pondereth whyst thy abilities include the shooting of laser beams but not regeneration of thy lost bits. Proceed to yon balcony.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #64 on: January 28, 2011, 06:18:05 pm »
>Pondereth whyst thy abilities include the shooting of laser beams but not regeneration of thy lost bits. Proceed to yon balcony.
Thou doth pondereth, and proceed, only to findeth that thy target be only a model, with a note attachede. Thy inventory now has NOTE 1.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #65 on: January 28, 2011, 06:30:39 pm »
>Readeth note1. If hungry, eateth note1.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #66 on: January 28, 2011, 06:33:33 pm »
NOTE 1 sayeth: "Potato, Eeenglishmen, Zoom zoom."
Forsooth, thou art confused. Thou eateth the note.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #67 on: January 28, 2011, 07:19:32 pm »
Finde ye a prieste and get thy eye healed!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #68 on: January 28, 2011, 07:20:08 pm »
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Finde ye a prieste and get thy eye healed!
>Doth that

Else, equipeth hlass eye.
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #69 on: January 28, 2011, 07:33:21 pm »
Yonder Towne's priest doth refuse to, due to you being not of The Order of Cucumber Revolutionists. The conversione processe involveth chopping a tree downeth using only a cucumber, to start.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #70 on: January 28, 2011, 07:43:03 pm »
>Equipeth herring, felleth mighiest tree in the forest
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #71 on: January 28, 2011, 07:54:45 pm »
Equipeth thy cucumbere ande thy herringe, ande chopeth downe the mightieste tree in yonder foreste, joining the Ordere of Cucumbere Revolutionariese and the noble Knightse Whoe Saye NI!, becominge a warriore capable of slayinge yondere mightie beaste. 
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #72 on: January 28, 2011, 08:01:46 pm »
if ye joineth The Order of Cucumber Revolutionaries, thou will be markethed a heathen by thy former religion, the Fruitasants, who TOoCR is a splinter group of. Doth thou accept?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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« Reply #73 on: January 28, 2011, 08:05:41 pm »
Nae!
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Re: Ye Olde Texte Adventure
« Reply #74 on: January 28, 2011, 08:10:17 pm »
Nay! Thou shallt not anger the local religions!
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