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[Tylui]

I'm pretty sure I know what the meat was... But that usually doesn't cause PIMP Be Stressin' Disorder. (P)oop (I)n (M)y (P)ants.

No, I'm pretty sure it was that Goddamned Mexican water. Always buy bottles, man. Check your eyes and skin for yellowness and orangeness. Could be hepatitis.

Ask for some bread and bottled water. Stay clear of dairy, dude! Unnecessary bacteria is uncool!

[Doret]

Be cool and let it go, with out BLOOD BANK we should be able to hunt our own meat. No questionable origin there.

Talk to Olga about the state of the clinic, be indignant about how horrible it is compared to your practice.

[lemon10]

Be passionately indignant.
Passionately attain some purified water.

[Heliman]

((Sorry I didn't point this out before, but in this portion, AKA Step 1, it's up to you guys to decide WHAT DISEASE your patient has. OF COURSE it was caused by the meat, but what's the disease?))

[AntiAntiMatter]

((Montezuma's Revenge))

[Heliman]

((Montezuma's Revenge))

((There we go!))

You realize that you have Montezuma's Revenge, which usually means that you've been drinking from water with shit in it. You suddenly feel like vomiting too. If it weren't for your hippocritic oath weenie mentality, you'd have a mind to give the food stall owner a good what-for with a machete.

Step 2: Treatment
((Ok now here's the hard part. You've found out what the disease, but not the cure. What could be a medical cure for Montezuma's revenge?))

Normally you can just wait out a case of MR, but you've got SHIT TO DO (besides shitting.) If only there was some kind of pill you could take to cure a severe case of the runs.

ITEMS
The Blood Bank


What is causing your diarrhea?

[Stone Wera]

Induce vomiting by thinking about Olga naked, this should clean your body of the poo poo water.

[Tylui]

Better yet, passionately fondle the tongue to induce vomitastic goodness.

[Heliman]

Better yet, passionately fondle the tongue to induce vomitastic goodness.

You do this. Wow that was a bad idea, there's stomach acid everywhere. Mostly because the worst of what you ate is already deep within your small intestines, laughing at you.

Let-me-look-pretty-for-daddy +1


If only there was some kind of pill you could take to cure a severe case of the runs.

ITEMS
The Blood Bank


What do you do?

[TolyK]

repeatedly stab self in arm many times
examine blood

[AntiAntiMatter]

Ask Olga where one can find MR cure pills.

[Doret]

Check the medicine cabinet that surely must be in the bathroom we are in right now.

[Heliman]

Check the medicine cabinet that surely must be in the bathroom we are in right now.

You are in an out house in the middle of the jungle in mexico, there is no such thing. You consider yourself lucky you have toilet paper instead of leaves in here.

Ask Olga where one can find MR cure pills.

You run out of the stall and quickly ask Olga Glenda where if there's anything here that could cure volatile diarrhea.
"You ate the tourist food, didn't you?"
You nod, clutching your stomach.
"You know that we're sent provisions from the peace core, right?"
You shake your head.
"Well there should be some pepto-bismol in the medical supply room, try not to shit on my floors."

Pepto Bismol? You bump your head for being stupid. No shit Sherlock! How hard could that be? You run into the medical supply room to look for some, but find that the bear nurse has sorted all the pills by the name of the ACTIVE DRUG IN THE PILL!
THAT ORGANIZED B*TCH.
You better hurry, you need to get back to the bathroom before you shit yourself again.
What the fuck is name of the active drug in Pepto-bismol? You're such a bad doctor.

ITEMS
The Blood Bank
Lotsa poo (Held in colon)

What do you look for?

[AntiAntiMatter]

Look for the box labeled BISMUTH SUBSALICYLATE.

[Armok]

> INGEST The Blood Bank. Clearly this is the only reasonable action.