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[DracoGriffin]

Chug some DIPHENOXYLATE. You never know when you might need a very crude jetpack or weaponized fecal cannon.

[Heliman]

> INGEST The Blood Bank. Clearly this is the only reasonable action.

You tear off a piece of gauze from you precious machete and eat it. Mmmmm, fiber.
5

Chug some DIPHENOXYLATE. You never know when you might need a very crude jetpack or weaponized fecal cannon.

Well it's not exactly what you're looking for, but you take a swig anyway. Not going to stop the flow for a good twenty minutes, though.
Hey, there's something cool behind it too! You find a Tranquilizer Pistol! One of the people here must have been hiding it for something.
4

Look for the box labeled BISMUTH SUBSALICYLATE.

Bismuth bismuth bismuth... here we go! Pepto-Bismol! You eat a few and take the rest, which should probably stop any further volatile explosions in the future.
3

Time to get out of here, you can already feel your colon shoveling matter into your rectum. ((Wow, I swear to god I had no idea I'd be typing a sentence like that when I started doing this story.)) you dash out of the hospital and make a beeline for the outhouse.
2

You make it to the outhouse and slam the door behind you.
1

Ohhhhhhhhhhh!

*Victory!*

Cultural Bigotry +1
Jungle Experience +2
Medicinal Knowledge +2

...
Poopy pant's -10, what a big boy!




Well, it seems you have the day off again. It's still morning, which means there's a lot of exploring you have to do in this town!

ITEMS
Tranquilizer gun (Single-use) x1
Blood Bank
What do you do?

[DracoGriffin]

Interesting use of prescription strength constipating medicine...

We were supposed to save that !!!BROWN VOLCANO BLAST!!! for the possible mutated monstrous bees that attack the village and we save the local village chief's hottie single daughter that needs to be married off so the chief can step down for its future passionate (faux)DOCTOR from America! ... -gasp- Phew. That was a long one.

(That took way too long to decorate.)

[Ochita]

((That decor is stupid. The bees are not.))

[DracoGriffin]

((That decor is stupid. The bees are not.))

I have absolutely no idea what you are saying. Your avatar is silly; your argument is invalid!

[Heliman]

We were supposed to save that !!!BROWN VOLCANO BLAST!!! for the possible mutated monstrous bees that attack the village and we save the local village chief's hottie single daughter that needs to be married off so the chief can step down for its future passionate (faux)DOCTOR from America! ... -gasp- Phew. That was a long one.

((*Falls off chair*))

[Ochita]

((That decor is stupid. The bees are not.))

I have absolutely no idea what you are saying. Your avatar is silly; your argument is Awesome!

Fix'd

[DracoGriffin]

We were supposed to save that !!!BROWN VOLCANO BLAST!!! for the possible mutated monstrous bees that attack the village and we save the local village chief's hottie single daughter that needs to be married off so the chief can step down for its future passionate (faux)DOCTOR from America! ... -gasp- Phew. That was a long one.

((*Falls off chair*))

((Seriously guys, I have no idea what you are hinting at! Is absurdity not welcome here?!))

[Ochita]

[-snip-]

((*Falls off chair*))

((Seriously guys, I have no idea what you are hinting at! Is absurdity not welcome here?!))

((Not...Like...That...))

[Stone Wera]

Go back to the medical supply room and take every damn thing you can get your hands on. You never know when you might need randm pills.

[AntiAntiMatter]

Explore the town. Get to know everybody.

[Ricky]

Explore the town. Get to know everybody.

introduce the blood bank to the vendor of questionable meat

[AntiAntiMatter]

Explore the town. Get to know everybody.

introduce the blood bank to the vendor of questionable meat

Passionately. Very passionately.

[quip]

Combine Blood Bank with Tranquilisaer gun, make All Night Blood Bank

[AntiAntiMatter]

Combine Blood Bank with Tranquilisaer gun, make All Night Blood Bank

Then passionately introduce it to the vendor of questionable meats.