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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[Geen]

Do an epic ninja kick, and swipe that katana. Also, see if you can examine it closer.

[Robocorn]

You leap from the shadows, prepared to repel your aggressor
with your mechanically enhanced strength.
You will employ the most mysterious and powerful technique at your disposal.
The Haymaker.



The haymaker is sadly not effective.
The alien catches your fist in it's giant hand
and begins to swing you.



The alien easily tosses you across the room into the screen opposite you.
This hurts considerably, but not enough to dissuade you.



It pins you to the wall, now you can see it for all of its alien glory.
It is  big and red and has too big red unblinking eyes, and a big happy smile.
You don't appreciate its smug pummeling.
You expectorate onto its pinning hand.
Now it will soon succumb to your domestic illnesses
like those other aliens did, you think.
It makes sense on paper, you could write a novel or something.

That looks AWESOME!
I'm usually a bit wary of that style, but you manage to pull it of beautifully.

> Alien; speak

What style? That's just the way I draw, but in sharpie instead of photoshop.
I thought everyone liked traditional media. How else would I make oblique references that serve no meaning?

Spoiler: "oblique reference" (click to show/hide)

Second shark: Cleared

-all this conjecture and crazy fanart and stuff-

It's really weird to get fanart of a character that appears in one panel and hasn't been fully revealed yet.

Maybe I'll think about some of that...

[peglegpengeuin]

Someone that happy all the time can't be evil. Wait, it just shoved us into a vital life-support system. Perhaps we should inform it on the importance of the device it just smashed up with our body. Then ask it if we can ride on it.

Anyway, this shouldn't be a big deal. I'm sure TQ-02, given the chance, is more than capable of making things much worse fixing the broken machine.

[BunnyBob77]

Try Diplomacy  This guy is too powerful for us to take on.Maybe we can reason with him.

[Rumrusher]

With a smile like that they could team up for a buddy cop adventure.

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

TQ-02 Charm the alien.

[Stone Wera]

Flail about like a fish out of water and try to bite his/her/it's fingers off.

[Rumrusher]

Flail about like a fish out of water and try to kiss his/her/it's fingers off.

groveling never fails.

[Taricus]

TQ-02 and [Alien]: Freelance investigators

I support brownnosing the alien too.

[peglegpengeuin]

Spoiler (click to show/hide)

TQ-02 must wear this suit someday.

[Cerol Lenslens]

TQ-02 built this suit. You know what that means.

Dispense muffins at alien.

[Geen]

Use your secret weapon...
THE MUFFIN BOMB
Activate the suits built-in self muffinsplosionating systems.
EDIT: Also, put on your fedora and trenchcoat.

[Stone Wera]

kiss his/her/it's fingers off.

groveling never fails.

Those must be some mighty powerful lips.

[Rumrusher]

Use your secret weapon...
THE MUFFIN BOMB
Activate the suits built-in self muffinsplosionating systems.
EDIT: Also, put on your fedora and trenchcoat.

Give muffin to Alien in hopes you can create a friendship and add tall red "Xenopred" to the party(non playable party but party nonetheless).

Spoiler: fanart (click to show/hide)

[Robocorn]

The alien prepares to skewer you with it's blade.
Its motivations for this could be anything.
You sure have been getting pinned to walls a lot lately.



Suddenly, an alert klaxon goes off.
Probably pertaining to the console that the alien just broke with you.
This should pass soon enough.
Really, what's so important about temperature control on a space ship?
The klaxon distracts the alien though.
It drops it's blade and turns ochre.



The alien then un-pins you from the wall and you fall onto the console controls,
breaking them further. The alarm begins to wane as you further break the machine.
Perfectly logical, nobody can tell that the machine s broken if the machine that tells if
the machine is broken is broken.
Perfect logic.



The alien, begins trying to break into the large ventilation shaft in the room.
It sure knows a lot about the ship. You bet you could team up with it.
With it's brawn and your inimitable charm, you could rule the galaxy.
Or something...really you just think the alien is cool.
It's different enough from you so that you don't think it's creepy.
But how will you win it over?

This looks like a job for a muffin.



Whoops, you mis-aimed with your muffin.
But look, it changed colors.
That's so cool.



It looks like it got distracted by you and changed colors again.

It's harder to win over a foreign lifeform than you'd expected.
Your sure you'll be fast friends soon enough.

Woo, no more sharpie.

[noah22223]

Muffinchinegun!