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Voting closed: November 30, 2011, 09:01:14 pm

[QuakeIV]

Dont you mean more muffins for the muffin throne?

[Cerol Lenslens]

Getting cold, eh?

Cryogenic storage is (almost) the only solution - shunt waste heat to a different area using whatever life support systems are left, turning room into an impromptu freezer. Failing that, we might need to cauterize the wound, so shunt more waste heat until the ventilation shaft is red hot..

[peglegpengeuin]

Wow, what a total jerk. I'd say throw our arm at the pmsing alien, but we just lost our throwing arm.

Wait, can we download our brain into the ship or some other machine? Nothing like a life-or-death scenario to spark total (and rapid working) genius in someone like TQ-02, or so is the hope.

[Kadzar]

Stem the blood flow with muffins.

[Geen]

 HOLY SH** YES.
Download brain onto ship. Become TQ-GLaDOS. ROBOMUFFINS FOR THE ROBOMUFFIN GOD!

...

My god, we are all absolutely insane. But then again, who cares?

[Rumrusher]

PMS Aliens shoot we should have known not to intrude on it's time of the month.
So does TQ-02 get the Tear-Godhand?

or well KlaxonMoodswinging alien trip on the arm that was cut off and fall on top of TQ-02

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at least he wearing the trench coat.

[JGruesome]

Rumrusher, a Klaxton is not an alien race, it is a word for an electrical horn. I.E. Aoogah, Aoogah. Doubt my knowledge? Go ahead, I have bribed the God of Space Voyage with cake.

Also.

Cram all the remaining muffins into your arm wound in an attempt to stop the bleeding, then do the old boy-scout play dead trick, until it goes about it's business, and decides to finish fucking your day up.

[peglegpengeuin]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this is a problem sugary pastries cannot solve.

[Taricus]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this is a problem sugary pastries cannot solve.

BURN HIM! BURN HIM!

[peglegpengeuin]

No! Not the E-Z Bake of Justice™!

[Rumrusher]

We need to hope the alien turns around and look at our sad state and feel enough guilt to save TQ-02.
in other words Tearmok invoke emotions to the alien that not race isn't name Klaxon.

[Geen]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this is a problem sugary pastries cannot solve.

BURN THE NONBELIEVER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MUFFINS FOR THE MUFFIN THRONE!

[Rumrusher]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but I think this is a problem sugary pastries cannot solve.

BURN THE NONBELIEVER! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD! MUFFINS FOR THE MUFFIN THRONE! TEARS FOR THE TEAR CHALICE!

take temp control of the Alien, then carry TQ-02 to med bay

[Geen]

YES.

[Stone Wera]

Watch your life flash before your eyes and join the choir invisible. Haunt this chameleon bastard for the rest of it's life.