elementalSummoner began pestering skyPirate
ES: Edgar.
ES: Edgar.
ES: Edgar!SP: What be it Derm ye daft bugger! I be flyin' round mountains here!ES: Get in the damn chat room Edgar.SP: The bloody hell is a chat room? Is this to do with yer damned techno whatsit your head voice made?ES: They are called COMPUTERS you drunk bastard!
es: They are very high end devices that Derek built and he is still mad at you for tossing your first one out of the starboard bow.SP: Don't talk to me about ships lad! after what ye did to THE BOREALIS...ES: Just... just get in the damned chatroom. I gave you your arms back, and the leg in a technical sense. Do me a damned favor.SP: My wee peg-leg parasite? Oh he's a darlin'. Stopped sending images of untold insanity from being deprived of all sens'ry info just a short while ago. Been smooth sailin' ever since.ES: Yes. I know. I made the damned thing by proxy and by guh'fnig I will heal you so hard if you don't get in the damned chatroom.SP: Oh gods no. I saw what ye did to tha' cat. And yer arms. And basically anything you ever do.ES: Mutie is just fine.SP: That name seems a bit odd suddenly. But I cannae remember why.ES: Get. In. The. Chatroom.SP: Fine, fine. Dont get ye robes in a tweest ya red boned freak.skyPirate ceased pestering elementalSummoner.
ES: I want my right arm back you asshole. The tentacle is awkward and the meter long mass of muscle tissue attached to my stump is just not that good.elementalSummoner disconnected.
elementalSummoner opened the chatroom 'We're all going to die and it's not my fault this time except yes it is.'
ES: Are we all here?skyPirate responded to Chatroom
SP: Aye.ninjaSniper responded to chatroom
NS: Here.undeadActuary responded to chatroom
UA: Accounted for.royalSoap responded to chatroom
RS: WHERE ARE MY CLAMS I GOT SOAP TO MAKE THIS BEARD DOESNT LATHER ITSELFES: No. Shut up, sit down, and listen.
ES You all remember that frog temple we raided a few days back?UA:I seem to remember you turning a small child into a seething mass of rat flesh, yes.ES: That was awesome, yeah. anyway, surprise surprise, we just fucked the world over accidentally. Again.
ES: I don't even get to hear the screams of the deceased this time.SP: Dammit Derm!NS: Dammit Derm!UA: Dammit Derm!RS: WHERE IS MY SOAPES: SHUT UP URIST! Damned Dwarves!RS: RACISTES: No. You are the only dwarf we have ever seen anywhere. There is no racism because there is no race.RS: THAT IS A COMPLETELY UNFAIR-ES: YOU EAT WITH YOUR BEARD YOU ROYAL PAIN IN THE-
NS: Stop arguing, both of you are idiots! Derm, What the hell is going on? is it the Raws or whatever again? Did you create another goddamn abomination?ES: No. Worse. Basically speaking, due to shenanigans and a memory like a fucking elephant-
ES: Shut up you memorized it in one go- No I am not jealous why would you - SHUT IT DEREK I AM TALKING
ES: We have ended the world. It will end in some amount of time.
ES: Derek Assures me the time is soon, and had me build these things out of whatever crap I found lying around for the sole purpose of escaping.NS: Who in any sane mind whould want to rescue you!?ES: Someone who would get hit with the broadside of a massive temporal feedback loop if I were to be deceased. Then explode violently.
ES: Point is, we need to spread out and set up a bunch of shit so we don't get flattened like pancakes.AA: Why are we friends with you?ES: The same reason I don't fry you with lightning. We both have no idea and it's a little confounding why I haven't killed you and you haven't ran like hell.
ES: We done now? Good. So, the escape rout.
ES: Basically, in layman terms, it a game.AA: Like chess?ES: Yeah I suppose- Derek why the hell are you laughing so hard- never mind.
ES: So the name of the game is Sburb...