FANTASY TURN:The Elven sacrifice
will soon begin has begun!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackPaleolithic ParkActionsFantasy: sigh, than load my musket
(...)HEN: "*SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGH*"
You load some ammo in to your musket and prepare to fire. Suddenly, the giant rat begins to shimmer!
AAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHYou appear in the center of a coliseum, but the rat is nowhere to be found.
Fantasy: Continue martial trance.
(...) Acting voluntarily this time, you run up the stairs and burst through a wooden palisade into a large arena. Just then, a massive figure explodes through the gate on the opposite side of the arena! It's a
unicorn! Unfortunately, your martial trance wears off at that very moment.
FW: Reverse summon myself (And companions) to the top of the tree.
(...) You're not even sure that's how summoning works, but your track record is so good you figure flinging yourself, a giant rat, and a giant cat through hyperspace by abusing the mechanics of summoning magic is a fantastic idea. Let's do it -
SWEET SANKIS THIS IS THE WORST THING EVER OH ARMOK OH WHY GOOD LORD WHYYYYYYYYYYYou and the cat appear several z-levels above the coliseum pit, and fall to the ground below. The cat lands flat on its paws, while you land hard on the coliseum floor and break a rib. George is nowhere to be seen.
Fantasy: Dun dadun daaaaa! Use my grappling hook to swing gracefully into the coliseum, grab the sack, and land safely on the opposite side.
(...) Apparently having a much better grasp of political science than the laws of physics, you shoot your harpoon at the empty space above the coliseum and leap into the crowd! You then proceed to crowd-surf down to the pit and land face-first on the dirt ground. Suddenly, a giant cat appears overhead and you roll out of the way just in time to dodge it!
Fantasy: Tell Elica to get out of here at meet us as the base of the tree. Push open the palisade doors and use my spring boots to help Monk, should he not succeed.
(...)Frelock: "Elica, wait for us at ground level."
Elica nods and runs down the hallway to the right. Suddenly, Urist comes running up the stairs and busts through the palisade doors! You follow him through the doorway and, anticipating a flying Edgar at any second, leap through the air with your spring shoes! You soar across the coliseum and land on the back of a unicorn as it gallops through a large gate at the other end!
Meanwhile, in hyperspace...
Giant Rat: "Skreeeeeeeeeee!"
The unicorn begins to thrash around and shimmer! It undergoes a frightening transformation as the giant rat exits hyperspace inside of it! It has transformed into the fearsome unirat! The unirat rampages around the coliseum as the spectators scatter in a frenzy! It steps on the palisade gate, causing your escape route to collapse! You're screwed now!
Freakish Horned Sewer-Dweller
Unirat
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Head: Fine
Body: Fine
Tail: Fine
Front Legs: Fine
Back Legs: Fine
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Feeling a profound sense of satisfaction.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Giant Cat (commanding) |
Giant Rat (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken RibAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast |
Superheat |
Tectonic Shift
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Riding on Unirat.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes |
Elica Larifera (commanding)Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement |
Legsplosion
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Laying in the coliseum.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook |
Harpoon GunWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Sitting in the coliseum.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x18 | Musket | Musket Ammo x33 |
Sword |
Tattered Shirt |
Leaf BarrelWounds:
Missing Tooth |
Broken Leg |
Heavy Bleeding x2Abilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Administrator
DescriptionCurrently: Standing in the coliseum.
Inventory: Cave Spider Silk Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle Axe |
Bamboo PegarmWounds:
Missing ArmAbilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance (...)
Name: George
Description:
A 1.5-foot-tall rat with a scorpion stinger, gills and fins! He takes orders from Derm.Inventory:
Wooden SpearWounds: None
Abilities:
Amphibious
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Forest Retreat