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Author Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising]  (Read 302774 times)

Gatleos

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #345 on: January 31, 2011, 05:32:30 pm »
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #346 on: January 31, 2011, 05:38:57 pm »
Question: If I die do I get to play this story out again, or does it just end and a new randomly generated one appear in its place?
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #347 on: January 31, 2011, 05:41:39 pm »
I suppose if I like it enough I'll just throw you back into the same story. I am making it up as I go, though.
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #348 on: January 31, 2011, 05:45:30 pm »
Right, imma just go crazy and run on Discworld logic.

> Berate guard for not following the rules of battle. You did not give a battle cry nor even let your enemy know your name! How shameful.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #349 on: January 31, 2011, 05:50:47 pm »
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Quote from: shadowform on August 29, 2010, 03:05:49 pm
Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #350 on: January 31, 2011, 05:52:02 pm »
> Dodge

> Knife to the back of the neck
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #351 on: January 31, 2011, 06:02:59 pm »
Meta: facepalm, and try to find a med-kit.
Fantasy: swim upwards
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #352 on: January 31, 2011, 08:27:45 pm »
Monk's gone missing! SOUND THE ALARM
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #353 on: January 31, 2011, 10:32:10 pm »
my bad, unexpected time away from internet access. And I KNEW I was heading for some fail that turn! :D

Meta: Investigate Sector II Storage Pods

Fantasy: Order a hypnotized sailor to get me a drink. Sweet alcohol has not passed these lips for more than a day!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 30: All Hail The Hypnofrelock!]
« Reply #354 on: February 01, 2011, 10:05:33 pm »
Spoiler (click to show/hide)

Alright, we're back! Let's get this show back on the road.

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Turn 31
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META TURN:
The main deck is open for exploration!

Goals
Find the keycard stations.

Current Soundtrack
Sanctuary

Actions
Quote from: dermonster on January 30, 2011, 11:22:31 pm
RW: Open earliest file.
(...) You search through the records and find the earliest one, dated 3-23-2200.
Code: [Select]
3-23-2200.txt

Ship ID #6870 (Codename Periclase) Harbinger class warship is operational and ready
for duty in the Earth Federation Army. Assigned front-line patrol duty in Sol orbital
location 559826. Ship computers operational. This directory is to be used to store
future ship records.

#END OF DOCUMENT
There are a few other dated text files in here, as well as a bitmap image.
Quote from: _DivideByZero_ on January 30, 2011, 11:53:42 pm
Meta: "Does anybody know a doctor?"
(...) You might have swallowed some jagged metal or something. You can't talk right now.
Quote from: Frelock on January 31, 2011, 01:14:18 pm
Meta: Examine tools more carefully
(...) You can see a few of the tools from here, they're unlike anything you've ever seen. They look like they may be for maintenance of the on-board battle-mechs.
Quote from: HighEndNoob on January 31, 2011, 06:02:59 pm
Meta: facepalm, and try to find a med-kit.
(...) Well, the med-bay is right down the hall. You fetch a medkit!
Quote from: monk12 on January 31, 2011, 10:32:10 pm
Meta: Investigate Sector II Storage Pods
(...) You wiggle on the floor a bit and invent a new dance move similar to the worm. You fail to get up, though.

Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derek L.
Occupation: Video game Developer/designer.
Currently: PERICLASE\Main\Ship Records\2200\3-23-2200.txt
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Splint | Bottle of Painkillers | Metal Bar | Mecha-spider (commanding)
Wounds: None
Abilities: Code Expert | Neckbeard | NERD RAEG
Player: Frelock
Name: Frederick Stephonavich
Occupation: Actuary (Knowing probabilities of things)
Currently: Exploring Sector 2.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Medical Scalpel
Wounds: Missing Arm
Abilities: Uncanny Prediction | Actuary's Lament | Tweak the Odds
Player: monk12
Name: Monk
Occupation: Troper
Description: Characteristically wears nice hats. Top hats, pirate hats, fedoras, you name it. Hopefully still has one in his possession.
Currently: Poppin' and lockin' on the floor.
Inventory: Moist Top Hat | Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Frag Grenade x3 | Plasma Rifle
Wounds: Broken Finger | Broken Leg x2
Abilities: Applied Phlebotinum | TV Tropes Will Ruin Your Life | MacGyvering
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: Kyle Hammers
Occupation: Janitor
Currently: Holding a medkit.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit | Mop | Floor Buffer | Rubber Gloves | Medkit
Wounds: Broken Nose
Abilities: That's The Power of Pinesol, Bitch! | Clean Freak | Custodial Might
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: John Freeman
Occupation: Drill Sergeant
Currently: Causing himself harm.
Inventory: Explosive Collar | Jumpsuit
Wounds: Heavy Bleeding | Broken Hand
Abilities: Major Payne | Fullmetal Jacket | Apocalypse Now

Locations
Main Deck
Maintenance Deck 3, Main Elevator
EARTH!
Elevator Controls
Interrogation Room 7E-365 (Deck M3): You were all shackled to chairs in here when you woke up. The door has been dropkicked off its hinges. There's circuitry on the walls, a row of monitors, and a row of 5 chairs.

Spoiler: INITIATING RTD ROUTINE (click to show/hide)
« Last Edit: February 01, 2011, 10:07:49 pm by Gatleos »
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Think of it like Sim City, except with rival mayors that seek to destroy your citizens by arming legions of homeless people and sending them to attack you.
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it would be funny to see babies spontaneously combust
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 31: Harbinger of Booze]
« Reply #355 on: February 01, 2011, 10:10:49 pm »
MG: Climb up the castle wall.

RW: Hit back, Open important looking ship record files, in chronological order. Open bitmap images.

FW: Swim to ship.
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I can do anything I want, as long as I accept the consequences.
"Y'know, my favorite thing about being a hero is that it gives you all kinds of narrative justification to just slay any ol' jerk who gets in the way - Black Mage.
"The bulk of [Derm]'s atrocities seem to stem from him doing things that [Magic] doesn't actually do." - TvTropes
"Dammit Derm!" - You, if I'm doing it right.
Moved to SufficientVelocity / Spacebattles.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 31: Harbinger of Booze]
« Reply #356 on: February 01, 2011, 10:21:58 pm »
Meat: Find a suitable tool to wield as a weapon; Tweak the odds, just cause I can.

Fantasy: Inform the crew that they are, in fact, fishes, and need to get into the water before they suffocate to death!

I'm pushing my chances with three good rolls in a row...
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 31: Harbinger of Booze]
« Reply #357 on: February 01, 2011, 10:53:02 pm »
Meta: heal divide
Fantasy: use my height to find a way onto the top of the volcano, than land either softly on the raft or gently into the water.
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 31: Harbinger of Booze]
« Reply #358 on: February 02, 2011, 12:43:29 pm »
Meta: Sector II Storage Pods, take 2!

Fantasy: Follow piratical instincts.


Yo, ho, yo, ho, a pirates life for me!
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Re: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 31: Harbinger of Booze]
« Reply #359 on: February 02, 2011, 05:08:46 pm »
Meta: Observe for any signs on the wall/floor.
Fantasy:Ask everyone what's going on.
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Have I now become your enemy by telling you the truth? (Gal 4:16)
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