FANTASY TURN:The ship is sinking, the rain is thickening, and the Navy is coming!
Goals"KIDNAP THE MAYOR OF THIS TOWN AND ESCAPE" Complete!Throw Ogomspoxom into the fires of Mt. Helmath!
Current SoundtrackThe Great Sea Is CursedActionsFW: Untie rope. Swim upwards.
(...) You untie the rope wrapped around your leg and swim toward the surface. Finally, you break into fresh air and grab onto the raft.
Fantasy: Get out of th boat, grab the dwarf, and swim to the raft.
(...) Well, you get off the boat. And sink further.
Fantasy: Tell the Naval officers that I am on the track of notorious pirate Jimmy Rickets. I knew he was in the heist on the Mayors Mansion, and thought he had escaped onto this ship. However, I have now learned the horrible truth that Jimmy was in a secret demon cult, and that he had used his ancient pirate magics to summon his Demon Lord Ogomspoxom, crushing the mind of the mayor, eating his soul and inhabiting his body. I found out, however, and foiled his extremely devious plan to manipulate the guards and the Navy into creating an evil Empire. Now we need to throw him in a volcano to send him back to the Hell from whence he came.
(...) The ship looms overhead and the navy crew stares down at you. You attempt to talk your way out of things, but they aren't having it. One of them throws a rope down the side of the ship.
Captain: "Climb aboard or we will have to take you by force, brigands!"
Fantasy: Fail around uselessly while someone rescues me.
(...) You
flail fail around uselessly, and sink to the bottom of the ocean. You can't hold your breath much longer!
Fantasy:If Monk's ploy doesn't work, hypnotize the crew with my golden pocketwatch. See the pretty watch of gold, and you will do as you are told...
(...) Reaching into your pocket, you retrieve the golden watch and climb the rope to the deck.
Captain: "Alright, that's what we like to see. Boys, take him to the-"
Frelock: "
See the pretty watch of gold, and you will do as you are told..."The crew stands in front of you, transfixed.
Crew: "
We will do as we are told..."
Status
Player: dermonster
Name: Derm Hell-binder
Occupation: Elemental Mage/Summoner.
Currently: Holding onto the raft.
Inventory:
Robes | Spiffy Hat |
Left Upper Canine Tooth | Keyring |
George (commanding) |
Sword |
ArmorWounds:
Missing ToothAbilities:
Gift of the Magi (...) |
Squishy Wizard |
Summoner (...) |
Water Blast
Player: Frelock
Name: Frelock Von-Heisenberg
Occupation: Luck-o-mancer (Manipulating probabilities of things)
Currently: Hypnotizing the navy.
Inventory:
Gold Coin |
Peasant Robes | Golden Pocket Watch |
Sack o' Gold |
Map of Westport |
Long Sword |
Armor |
Spring Shoes Wounds: None
Abilities:
Smooth Criminal |
Accident Waiting to Happen |
Befuddlement
Player: monk12
Name: Edgar
Occupation: Sky Pirate
Currently: Staring at Frelock with his mouth hanging open.
Inventory:
Sleeveless Long Coat |
Grappling Hook | Harpoon Gun |
ArmorWounds:
Right Forearm MissingAbilities:
Booze Power |
Terraphobia |
Side-quest Radar
Player: HighEndNoob
Name: HighEndNoob
Occupation: Ninja Sniper
Currently: Still sinking.
Inventory: Robe | Throwing Star x1 |
Throwing Dagger x20 |
SwordWounds:
Broken AnkleAbilities:
Immaculate Aim |
Clumsy Fighter |
'Splode On Impact
Player: _DivideByZero_
Name: Urist Anvilsmasher
Occupation: Soap Maker
DescriptionCurrently: Sitting on the ocean floor.
Inventory: Pig Tail Fiber Robe | Cave Spider Silk Shoes x2 | Bar of Kitten Tallow Soap |
Battle AxeWounds: None
Abilities:
Dabbling Surgeon (...) |
Meager Social Ability |
Martial Trance
Locations
Hellfire Cove
The BorealisCondition:
Sunk
Westport
Mayor's Ogomspoxom's Former Manor
Author
Topic: Roll To Roll To Dodge: A Meta-Adventure [Turn 126: Booze Mist Rising] (Read 303718 times)