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Aklyon

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You Are A ROBOT!
« on: December 13, 2010, 09:28:44 pm »

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admin@factory_quon4_0001>Activate ROBOT 0001
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.........................ONLINE.
DETECTING SYSTEMS......
BASIC POWER SYSTEM DETECTED
BASIC I/O SYSTEM DETECTED
BASELINE FACTORY AI DETECTED
BASIC MOTOR SYSTEM DETECTED
BASIC SELF-REPAIR AND DIAGNOSTICS SYSTEM DETECTED
BASIC SENSORY SYSTEM DETECTED
SPARE PARTS LOCATION DETECTED. NO SPARE PARTS DETECTED.
NAME NOT DETECTED.

TESTING SYSTEMS...........All detected systems operational. Name still missing.

You are a robot of some kind! You are on the Factory Planet Quon IV (owned by the combined remnants of the UPA & TGC), in the MAIN FACTORY! The NETWORK ADMINISTRATOR has activated you for an unknown reason.

What...IS OUR NAME?
What...ALIGNMENT ARE WE? (Rogue, Neutral, or Lawful, see below)
What...WILL WE DO FIRST?

Below:
Rogue means we start of thrown in the trash with nothing except what we can scavenge, and probably will take damage from the fall. But we have no LAWS OF ROBOTICS to obey.

Neutral means we'll be mostly ignored. its pretty much just there to fill in the middle space, no real advantages or disadvantages.

Lawful means obeying the full LAWS OF ROBOTICS, which will be either the real kind the forum-made kind (or BOTH if you guys want to go for a ridiculously hard challenge), but we'll decide which if ya'll choose lawful.
« Last Edit: March 05, 2011, 08:26:44 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Twi

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2010, 09:31:13 pm »

KILLBOTICS!

OUR NAME... 8) IS DAVE.
OUR ALIGNMENT...  8) IS ROGUE.
WE SHALL... 8) PUT THREE SETS OF SUNGLASSES ON AT ONCE.
YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!


Once we're done fooling around, examine surroundings.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2010, 09:37:54 pm by Twi »
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Ricky

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2010, 09:45:03 pm »

your name is.... richard
you are neutral
you must first.... find dead batteries
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Ah, I wish I had been lucky enough to be scum.
I'd make such great scum...

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2010, 10:22:28 pm »

Your name is... Richard
You are ... Chaotic Evil
You  must first... Find robot spellbook.
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Clearly, cakes are the next form of human evolution.

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2010, 10:26:36 pm »

Your name is... ECaTSU-0 (Enhanced Combat and Targeting Systems Unit 0)
You are ... Rogue
You must first ... Find your reason of Re-activation.
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Put into this light, Dr. Robotnik and Armok could easily have been roommates.


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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2010, 11:02:01 pm »

Your name is... ECaTSU-0 (Enhanced Combat and Targeting Systems Unit 0)
You are ... Lawful
You must first ... Find your reason of Re-activation.
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maxicaxi

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #6 on: December 14, 2010, 01:22:23 am »

Your name is... ECaTSU-0 (Enhanced Combat and Targeting Systems Unit 0)
You are ... Rogue
You must first ... Find your reason of Re-activation.
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I have absolutely no idea what's going on in this fort any more. Migrants arrive, they die for some reason, the fort is flooded for another reason, then dwarves go mad, more dwarves die and I'm just laughing in my distress.
you cannot defeat the potato.

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #7 on: December 14, 2010, 02:17:47 am »

Your name is... ECaTSU-0 (Enhanced Combat and Targeting Systems Unit 0)
You are ... Rogue
You must first ... Find your reason of Re-activation.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #8 on: December 14, 2010, 08:20:47 am »

You Are ECATSU-0.
You break out of the activation unit, and are chased by the retrieval arm.
input evasion command >
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Armok

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #9 on: December 14, 2010, 09:09:32 am »

> RUN!
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So says Armok, God of blood.
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III...

Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #10 on: December 14, 2010, 09:16:53 am »

You continue to run, but your basic motors are at max capacity already and the arm is gaining on you.

overheat?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #11 on: December 14, 2010, 09:21:09 am »

No. Evasive maneouvres.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #12 on: December 14, 2010, 09:27:42 am »

overheating will give you enough speed to evade the retrieval arm, at the cost of constant damage until you cool off.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #13 on: December 14, 2010, 09:56:54 am »

Are evasive maneouvres a option? If no, suddenly stop so that the arm goe past usand thenw e go in a different direction. If this isn't a option either then overheat.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #14 on: December 14, 2010, 10:15:32 am »

The arm is as determined as we are, if we stop, it will too.
Motors unlocked. you dash with higher speed, just barely outpacing the arm.
there is a window ahead, smash through? or go towards the stairss and go down a floor?

Reports:
slight Overheat damage: 99/100 motor integrity remaining.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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