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Demonic Spoon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #15 on: December 14, 2010, 10:18:54 am »
Smash through window for GREAT JUSTICE!
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #16 on: December 14, 2010, 10:40:46 am »
You smash through the window, and find you were on the 4th floor.
*WHOOSH!*
*THUD!*

......Diagnostics report complete:
Overheating: none, cooled by fall.
Leg motors: 59/100 integrity remaining, noticeable but not seriously impairing damage.
Other motors: 89/100 integrity, shocked but no noticeable damage.
All other systems intact and 100% operational.
Repairs Require Spare Parts, cannot commence.

Sensory Report:
Concrete. Glass. sub-factories nearby. Atmosphere is normal, at approximately 33% pollution, 33% clouds, and 34% clear sky.

Actions?
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #17 on: December 14, 2010, 11:27:20 am »
Look for a place to hide?
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #18 on: December 14, 2010, 11:45:45 am »
You jump into one of the sub-factories and hope you are hidden from the NETWORK ADMIN.
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #19 on: December 14, 2010, 04:33:34 pm »
>Leave the sub-factory. The network admin probably has cameras. Run like hell and hide in a junk pile, while also looking for any useful parts or items that might help.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #20 on: December 14, 2010, 04:42:15 pm »
You move out of the subfactory and head for the junk piles. You jump in one and get your legs twisted around a bit from the awkward position you landed in
(Leg motors 49/100 integrity remaining. movement somewhat impaired.)
But you find some SMALL SPARE PARTS in the pile! You could repair your legs with these, but they aren't big enough to fit properly, and you'll probably trip sometimes.

Repair anyway? (ECATSU-0 is a Medium sized robot right now)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #21 on: December 14, 2010, 04:44:31 pm »
y
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #22 on: December 14, 2010, 04:48:55 pm »
You repair yourself.
Leg motors are now SMALL.
The Factory Gate is open!
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Crystalline (SG)
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.

Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #23 on: December 14, 2010, 04:52:52 pm »
Run through the gate, I guess, while trying to be SOMEWHAT stealthy.
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ragnarok97071

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #24 on: December 14, 2010, 04:53:56 pm »
See if you can find some black metal paint in the trash, as well.
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Fanofgaming

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2010, 04:54:24 pm »
Why?
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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2010, 05:14:56 pm »
Because black stuff makes you stealthy (Case in point, ninjas  ;))
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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2010, 05:17:48 pm »
Yeah, but any robot on the system would be able to identify us.
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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #28 on: December 14, 2010, 05:21:22 pm »
>Observe self.
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Aklyon

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Re: You Are A ROBOT!
« Reply #29 on: December 14, 2010, 05:22:58 pm »
*DASH!*
*STEALTHY YET LOUD ROLL!*
!!!....*Continued rolling*

Made it out! Woo!
you see orange paint, red paint, blue paint, pink paint, and neon yellow paint, but not black.
The "town" of Inarut is before you. What now?
« Last Edit: December 14, 2010, 06:48:57 pm by Aklyon »
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It's known as the Oppai-Kaiju effect. The islands of Japan generate a sort anti-gravity field, which allows breasts to behave as if in microgravity. It's also what allows Godzilla and friends to become 50 stories tall, and lets ninjas run up the side of a skyscraper.
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