I turn atoms into a starship that is in actuality a really, really big gun. With engines.
[5] Concentrating all of your energy, you transform the atoms into a starship with really, really big guns. Oh, and engines too.
Item get: Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)Fuck this. Outsource to Roll to Forge the World.
[3] With Roll to Forge the World dead, you outsource the construction of LE WORLD! to a lower quality thread. Meh.
Recruit a couple random dudes from the space station to follow me on my journey to find a good world for the rest of the human race to live on.
You look around the Earth Mark II for a couple dudes who will help you find a new world for humans to live on. [3] You manage to convince two monkeys to follow you, but you suspect that they are only in it for the bananas.
Item get: Two Monkeys.*Sigh* I gather undead hordes, what else can I do as an undead, the union would put me with Jimmy Hoffa if I didn't.
Fearing the undead union, you start to create an undead hoard. [4] In mere seconds, you manage to find one.
Item get: Undead Hoard.Set up the Doomsday Device Mk. II on the moon.
In your own evil way, you decide to set up Doomsday Device Mk. II on the moon. The Shadow People Armada, annoyed at you for blowing up the earth, attack and kill you.
Medal get: Not this time!Summon a robot unicorn
Following your dreams, you summon a robot unicorn. Laughing, you jump on its back, and gallop away. [2] Within seconds, the robot unicorn slams into a star-shaped rock, and explodes.
Ewwk, Whoop, Klack! -1 health.New action: I roleplay exorcism with vadia, me being possessed and him being the priest.
In your quest to achieve new limits of dickitude, you devise a complex plot to trick vadia. [6] As you pretend to be possessed, a passing space priest arrives and attempts to exorcise you. When you laugh at him for being such an idiot and actually thinking that you were possessed, he attacks you.
ATTACK [1] His religion is against violence and revokes his priesthood when they hear about what he's done. He turns into a sad and bitter man, his life ruined forever.
DEFENCE [1] However, that all happens in the future, and does nothing to prevent him from stomping your ass.
Medal get: What the hell just happened?The Shadow people, pissed at all the players trying to interfere with their shadowy plans, head out of the dark side of the moon, aiming for the Earth Mark II.
With Krath and HmH dead, MrNuke and Tellemurius spawn.
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Earth Mark II
Inv. Navy Spacesuit
Two Monkeys
vadia
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Beige Spacesuit
Undead Hoard.
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)
Undead. (Can eat enemies to get health. -1 to all things holy.)
Nirur Torir
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
RedWarrior0
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Red Spacesuit
Hilarious piece of LE WORLD!
Cheese
Health: 2
Score: 1
Location: Earth Mark II
Inv. White Spacesuit
MrNuke
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Earth Mark II
Inv. Black Spacesuit
Medals: Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Tellemurius
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Earth Mark II
Inv. Lime Green Spacesuit
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