Attempt to conquer the moon from the marines
You decide that the damn marines should share the moon with everyone else. Like you. [3] Lacking anyway to actually get to the moon, you content yourself with shaking your fist in the direction of the moon.
role play a game in which I defuse a doomsday device.
[6+1] Roleplaying a game in which you defuse a doomsday device, you succeed in defusing it. However, you never actually touched the real doomsday device (you might get hurt!), instead defusing a much safer subitute. Namely, the US debt clock. Chinese soldiers, highly pissed at your failed attempt to disarm the doomsday device/cancel US debt, come to kick your ass.
Teleport to NASA and get in a spacesuit!
It's time to save the world by teleporting.
[4] With your +1 ax of teleportation, you teleport to NASA to get a spacesuit.
Item get: Space suit.I hijack one more ICBM(this is my last one, I swear! I'll go to Rocketeers Anonymous next turn!) and redirect it to ram the doomsday device.
[6+1] With the Chinese distracted by vadia, you sneak into one of their facilites to launch an ICBM. After what is one of the most awesome and dramatic gunfights ever, you reach the control room. Bad news, the only guy knows the code was hit by gunfire, and needs help to input the codes. FFFFFFFFFF-
Bust my way using Liberty Prime into NORAD for apoc protection.
[6] Using Liberty Prime, you bust into NORAD. And by bust into NORAD, I mean that you get into a fight with their security.
ATTACK [6] Liberty Prime takes his newly-fixed arm and starts to beat the NORAD soldier with it. He's really got to stop abusing his arms like that.
DEFENCE [1] Of course, the NORAD guards can do nothing to stop a thirty-foot tall killing machine that is using its own arm as a weapon.
You enter NORAD. Mind you, it can't actually protect you from the apocalypse, remember? Only the Anti-Apocalypse shelter (Filled with Shadow People) can do that.
Fly into the air, and grab the doomsday device and heroically throw it into the sun.
[2] You grab the device and jump into the air. It's heavier than you thought, and you fall to earth.
Ekk, Ouch, Whup! -1 health.i QUIT
[5] How can you quit if you never played at all?
MrNuke, a bit late, spawns. Chinese forces are advancing on vadia. The bomb goes off in two turns.
JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 2
Score: 3
Location: NASA Headquarters
Inv. Navy Jumpsuit.
+1 Ax of Teleportation
Spacesuit
Effect: Shredded. (-1 to defence)
vadia
Health: 3
Score: 4
Location: Place where they keep the US debt clock.
Inv. Beige Jumpsuit
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)
HmH
Health: 2
Score: 3
Location: Secret(ish) Chinese Base
Inv. Yellow Jumpsuit
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping people.)
bloodsheder
Health: 3
Score: 3
Location: NORAD Headquarters
Inv. Brown Jumpsuit
Liberty Prime (wielding his own arm.)
Krath
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Pink Jumpsuit
Cheese
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. White Jumpsuit.
MrNuke
Health: 3
Score: 0
Medals: Seemed like a good idea at the time...
Location: Former Location of Town Square
Inv. Black Jumpsuit
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