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[Krath]

Fire my Kamehameha wave at the Doomsday Device, causing it to prematurely detonate.

[USEC_OFFICER]

I believe that we are waiting for MrNuke and Bloodshedder.

[Tellemurius]

Hop on Liberty Prime with disgust to the GM and fly to the moon.

[Cheese]

The doomsday device will only destroy Earth if it detonates, right?

[USEC_OFFICER]

The doomsday device will only destroy Earth if it detonates, right?

In its current location, yes.

[USEC_OFFICER]

The GM apologizes for any inconveniences caused by this delay. We will now return to your regularly scheduled chaos and mayhem.

Teleport to the doomsday device and disarm it.

You teleport to the doomsday device in an attempt to disarm it. Working quickly, you franticly open the casing. [2] However, all you succeed in doing is whacking your thumb with a hammer.

Ew, Ouch, Gah! -1 health.

Build a giant grapple hook, with the intention of capturing some celestial monsters

[4] Why build a grappling hook, when you can just buy steal one?

Item get: Grappling hook.

Look at translation book and say "I am very sorry.  I will never do this again, next time I'll defuse a real doomsday device -- but I needed the practice."

Pulling out your translation book, you tell them that you were just practising. [4] The Chinese accept your petty excuse and return to their base.

Jump on that Chinese weakling until he stands up and inputs the codes like a man.

[3+1] You jump on that Chinese guy until he stands up and inputs the codes like a man. Instead of inputing the code in, he attacks you. Clearly inputing codes is not manly enough for him.

ATTACK: [6] He grabs the nearby computer and chucks it at you.
DEFENCE: [4] You duck, but it manages to hit your solar pelvis.

Wagh, Ow, Kazooks! -1 health.

The computer beeps a message out. If you could read Chinese, you would know that it was talking about how it launched the missiles. But you can't. Shame.

Hop on Liberty Prime with disgust to the GM and fly to the moon.

[4] Disgusted, you hop on Liberty Prime and fly to the moon.

Fire my Kamehameha wave at the Doomsday Device, causing it to prematurely detonate.

[1] You succeed.

The entire earth goes up in smoke, taking most the players with it.

The GM causes the next players to spawn, equipped with space suits, so that they all don't die horrible painful deaths. Yet.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

bloodsheder
Health: 3
Score: 4
Location: Moon
Inv. Brown Jumpsuit
      Liberty Prime (wielding his own arm.)

JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Navy Spacesuit

vadia
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Beige Spacesuit
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)

Nirur Torir
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)

Tyberix
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Teal Spacesuit

RedWarrior0
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv. Red Spacesuit

mcclay
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Several Atoms that Were a Town Square
Inv.  Purple Spacesuit

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Yell "EAT THAT DOOMSDAY DEVICE! I'M ALIVE!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!" Then summon Earth Mark II.

[vadia]

I don't die

[RedWarrior0]

Rebuild LE WORLD!

I have a "Read" spacesuit?

[Nirur Torir]

Mime myself a full-sized Space Zeppelin.

[Tyberix]

Look for Shadow People Space Flotilla in moon shadow then make myself its new admiral.

[Tellemurius]

Go to the dark side of the moon and invade the secret chinese missile base for a new home.

[USEC_OFFICER]

mcclay?

[wolfchild]

I must be part of the zanyness, waiting list me please

[Cheese]

Is the doomsday device gone?

Waiting list: Summon a robot unicorn