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[Krath]

Attach a fully functional bomb to the bottom of my remote-controlled Stealth Bomber and tell it to impact HmH's ICBM.

Fireworks anyone?

[USEC_OFFICER]

Make the Knight ALIVE. And make him serve me.

You quickly run up to the knight, in an effort to make him alive. [2] You whack your head on the statue instead.

Ah, Ouch, Eck! -1 health.

Retarget the ICBM to explode in an active volcano, resulting in a great wave of liquid-hot magma flooding everything around.

Clearly, the only solution to your problems is to make the ICBM explode in a volcano. [5] Surfing on top of the ICBM, you direct it into the volcano, jumping off at the last second. The ICBM explodes, throwing huge gouts of magma into the air.

Nirur Torir and vadia both spawn in the town square, bring the total number of players playing to 7. Tyberix will just have to spend time chilling in the waiting list.

Play some air guitar to impress people wandering around.

[1] Or maybe not.

The people are not impressed by Nirur Torir's guitar solo at all, and instead beat him to a bloody pulp. They're getting really good at this.

plays a roll to dodge game: in that roll to dodge game the caracter plays a roll to dodge game until the recursiveness blows up somebody's brain!

[3] You merely play a roll to dodge game in a roll to dodge game. Lame.

Trait get: Lame (+1 to being lame)

Hack Liberty Prime under my power.

Laughing, you go to hack Liberty Prime under your power. [4] Surprisingly, it works.

Item get: Liberty Prime

Thankfully, the people from Michigan are too busy tearing Nirur Torir apart to deal with you.

Unleash the rage of Great Old Ones buried deep beneath the square! (and try to survive it)

With Nirur Torir gone, there is nothing stopping you from spawning and unleashing the rage of the Great Old Ones! [1] The GM, seeing your intentions, lets Nirur Torir spawn ahead of you. Damn it.

Attach a fully functional bomb to the bottom of my remote-controlled Stealth Bomber and tell it to impact HmH's ICBM.

You attach a bomb to your Stealth Bomber, but since the ICBM is gone, you decide to just attacj HmH instead. You send the Bomber up.

ATTACK! [3] It nuzzles HmH's leg.
DODGE! [2] However, it pushes him into some powerlines. Yeah!

Ouch! Ekk! Gah! HmH loses 2 health

Nirur Torir, confused, spawns again. The sky above the town square is filled with magma rain. The power goes out, after HmH hits the powerlines. A crowd of people from Michigan and some marines, possibly from space, are also in the square.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

JacenHanLovesLegos
Health: 2
Score: 2
Location: Town Square
Inv. Navy Jumpsuit.
      Armoured Bicycle. (+1 defense. +1 movement.)

HmH
Health: 1
Score: 2
Location: Tangled in some powerlines.
Inv. Yellow Jumpsuit
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 jumping)

bloodsheder
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Town Square
Inv. Brown Jumpsuit
      Liberty Prime

Krath
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Town Square
Inv. Pink Jumpsuit
      Radio-controlled Model of a Stealth Bomber

vadia
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Town Square
Inv. Beige Jumpsuit
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)

Nirur Torir
Health:
Score: 0
Location: Town Square
Inv. Orange Jumpsuit

[HmH]

Spring through the magma rain like a rocket and hijack the stealth bomber.

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

Hijack the hijacked Libery Prime and CLAIM MICHIGAN!

[Krath]

Get Ye Flask.

...Then fill it with magma from the magma rain.

[vadia]

invite the marines to play a rpg with me

[Tellemurius]

order Liberty Prime to kill JacenHanLovesLegos

[maxicaxi]

Fly away

[Nirur Torir]

Sorry for the delayed action. The game went invisible while I wasn't looking.

Mime myself into an invisible, impenetrable box.

[USEC_OFFICER]

TURN SOON.

[USEC_OFFICER]

Spring through the magma rain like a rocket and hijack the stealth bomber.

ATTACK [4] You spring into action, landing on the stealth bomber.
DEFENCE [3] You hijack it by ripping out the antenna.

Mind you, its only a model, and does nothing to stop you from falling.

Item stole: Model of a Stealth Bomber

Hijack the hijacked Libery Prime and CLAIM MICHIGAN!

[2] Liberty Prime attacks you in an effort to save the good capitalist peoples of Michigan from your evil communist ways.

Ouch, Eek, Whump! -1 health.

Get Ye Flask.

...Then fill it with magma from the magma rain.

[6] Finding yourself without a flask, you find a nearby one. However, a dastardly pirate appears to be guarding it. You challenge him to a round of fisticuffs over the flask.

ATTACK [5] With all of your mighty strength, you swing your fist at him.
DEFENCE [2] Without so much as a sound, you bash his head in.

Despite being sad that the pirate never got to say something stereotypical, you never the less enjoy the sweet, sweet rewards of a flask full of hearty magma.

Item get: Flask Full of Magma.

invite the marines to play a rpg with me

[3] You convince one of the marines to play an rpg with you.

...

There's nothing really funny or silly that can be said about that.

order Liberty Prime to kill JacenHanLovesLegos

[5] Looks like Liberty Prime is doing a fine job so far. You decide that while JacenHanLovesLegos is busy, you should steal his snazzy bicycle.

Item stole: Armoured Bicycle!

Mime myself into an invisible, impenetrable box.

[3] You mine an invisible, impenetrable box. However, you forgot to mime yourself in it.

Item get: Invisible, Impenetrable Box.

Kill Commies

ATTACK [6] You grab a nearby piece of magma, and proceed to bash JacenHanLovesLegos with it.
DEFENCE [2] JacenHanLovesLegos gets beaten into a tasty crisp.

Finished killing those damn commies, you drop the piece of magma, and most of your arm with it.

Item Lost: Arm

Rain down.

[1] You know what? You really want to go for a swim right now. Instead of raining down on the world, you go to the beach for a swim. Except for several new islands in the Pacific, your death was meaningless.

Tyberix spawns, being the next person on the waiting list. The people from Michigan return back to their homes. The marines return to their base, which may or may not be in space. Deadly magma rain no longer threatens the city.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

HmH
Health: 1
Score: 3
Location: Falling on top of a model of a stealth bomber
Inv. Yellow Jumpsuit
      Model of a Stealth Bomber
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 jumping)

bloodsheder
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Town Square
Inv. Brown Jumpsuit
      Liberty Prime (Sans arm.)
      Armoured Bicycle. (+1 defence. +1 movement.)

Krath
Health: 3
Score: 3
Location: Town Square
Inv. Pink Jumpsuit
      Ye flask full of magma rain.

vadia
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Town Square
Inv. Beige Jumpsuit
Traits: Lame. (+1 lameness)

Nirur Torir
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Town Square
Inv. Orange Jumpsuit
      Invisible, Impenetrable Box.

Tyberix
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Town Square
Inv. Teal Jumpsuit

[JacenHanLovesLegos]

NO! Waiting llist action : Stop being communist. 

[Nirur Torir]

I mime myself an invisible belt-mounted force field generator.

[maxicaxi]

I use awesome healing magic on my self

[Tyberix]

Construct Doomsday Device (with big countdown timer,set few turns of delay) and activate!