The idea is simple:
7 now 8! players will be active at once. Each player gets to do one action a turn. For every turn that a player lives, they get a point. When they die, they lose all their points and kicked back to the end of the waiting list, and the next guy spawns. The winner is the guy with the largest amount of points when GM fatigue sets in.
The results of actions are chosen by a d6, with modifiers due to items/effects/traits.
[<= 1] Insta-death. You die, instantly. No ifs, ands or buts. If you were looking for a tank, you would be run over.
[2] Failure. Not only did you fail, but you lost 1 health. (You start with three, and yes, you can heal.) If you were looking for a jet pack, it would explode in your face.
[3] Disappointment. You completed you action in a manner that is disappointing. If you were doing an action roll through a window, you would just use the door.
[4] Success! You completed your action. Anything that you were looking for would be found.
[5] Excitement!! You completed your action, and then some. If you were shooting another player, it would be a headshot.
[6+] Oops!!! You did your action, in a way that messed shit up. Shooting the alien spaceship would have the bullets bounce off and hit a gas station, releasing radioactive spiders. (Radioactive spiders live in gas stations, right?)
Attacks on players will allow the victim a chance to dodge. Needless to say, they can still die from a 1 or less when they dodge, or take extra damage from a 2. The same goes for the attacker.
Also, don't expect your game-breaking action to always be completed if you roll a 4. The GM (God Master) like to keep this game fair.
So, who's in to roll some more? (Oh, and new players can still join if they want to.)
Demon Slayer: Kill an entire hoard of demons in one turn.
Current holders: Nirur Torir.
Seemed like a good idea at the time...: Get killed by your own successful action. The death must clearly be unintentional.
Current holders: MrNuke.
Not this time.: Die trying to cause a doomsday event. The action must not succeed.
Current holders: Krath.
What the hell just happened?: Have both your and your opponent die through 1s (or less) in combat.
Current holders: HmH.
The Amazing Boxcars! Get two sixes (or more) in combat. Expect some weird shit to go down.
Current holders: Tyberix.
Decitarian Get 10 points.
Current holders: Nirur Torir, JacenHanLovesLegos.
Player Killer Kill another player in hand-to-hand combat. And yes, it must be hand-to-hand. Else it's much less awesome.
Current holders: Tellemurius.
JacenHanLovesLegos - 12.
Nirur Torir - 7.
Tyberix - 5.
vadia - 5.
HmH - 5.
wolfchild - 4.
Krath - 4.
Tellemurius - 4.
RedWarrior0 - 3.
MrNuke - 3.
mcclay - 2.
UristMcDwarf - 1.
Cheese - 0.
Nirur Torir
Health: 5
Score: 13
Location: Hell portal (Formerly Titan)
Inv. Orange Spacesuit
Really, Really, Really Big Gun, Conveniently Attached to a Starship. (+3 to attacking, +1 to movement.)
Traits: Mime (+1 to miming, can't speak.)
Effect: The Incredible Mime (+2 to attack. +2 to defence. -2 to intelligence and speaking proper sentences.)
Medal: Demon Slayer
Decitarian
Tellemunis
Health: 3
Score: 6
Location: Wrecked Camp of Chryssalids.
Inv. Lime Green Spacesuit.
Spear. (+1 to attack)
Traits: Avatar of Chryssalids (Chryssalids love you, humans fear you. Can impregnate people when attacking them. +1 to attack. +1 to defence.)
Medals: Player Killer
Cheese
Health: 3
Score: 3
Location: Being carried by Imakuni
Inv. White Spacesuit.
Effects: Doomsday device (Can't move.)
Tarran
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Brown Spacesuit.
Cardboard box + Stick with String.
Effects: Planet Earth (Can't move. +3 to causing natural disasters. +2 to nurturing life.)
Imakuni
Health: 3
Score: 2
Location: Star Fortress
Inv. Blue Spacesuit.
Dilbert (Pet doomsday device.)
HmH
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Camp of Man.
Inv. Yellow Armour.
Hovertank (+3 to movement, +2 to attack, +1 to defence.)
Traits: Jumping-Really-High (+1 to jumping)
Dick (+1 to being a dick, -1 to helping)
Medals: What the hell just happened?
RedWarrior0
Health: 3
Score: 1
Location: Camp of Midget.
Inv. Red Armour.
Midget Warriors.
MrNuke
Health: 3
Score: 0
Location: Wrecked Camp of Chryssalid.
Inv. Black Armour.
Medals: Seemed like a good idea at the time...
IronyOwl.
Krath.
UristMcDwarf.
Tyberix.
mcclay.
wolfchild.
JacenHanLovesLegos.