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[Calidovi]

2086: You then name it "Raccoonstocking the Goat of Stone"

[BadLeo]

2087: You write a book on the secrets of life and death, lock it on a artefact bone chest decorated with (human) leather images of skeleton dwarves, go to a cemetery at midnight to summon your minions and get arrested by the local police for tomb desecration.

2088: While resisting arrest, you somehow manage to chop down an officer's limb and hastily tries to reanimate it to fight for you. And you get shoot down by the another policeman.

[crazyabe]

2089: you only use statements from the game in conversation.


2090: you throw a pile of shit in the oven and call it "cooking".

[Skribbblie]

2091: You become a health inspector and grade restaurants and production plants based on how fun they are.

[IcyTea31]

2092: You troll philosophers by using only the sentence "It was inevitable." in debates.

[Calidovi]

2093: You call out your adventure mode keybinds as you move around.

[BadLeo]

2094: You accuse random people of being a creature of the night just to see their reaction.

[Skribbblie]

2095: You never lose a sock; each one is carefully and meticulously hauled to a stockpile, one at a time, when/if they are washed/removed.

But most of the time, you just wear the same pair until the ones you are wearing are too worn out to use anymore.

[IcyTea31]

2094: You accuse random people of being a creature of the night just to see their reaction.

2094.1: When someone reacts to this by saying who they are, you tell everyone nearby to gang up on the 'vampire' as you move in for the kill.
2094.2: When the police arrive to investigate the murder, they find you licking a splatter of blood from a wall.

[Skribbblie]

2096: You wonder whether plastic furniture for sitting should be more accurately labeled "chairs" or "thrones".

[crazyabe]

2697: You don't refer to little green men as "Martians" but as "Gremlins" and you milk there tears.

[Skribbblie]

2097: You hawk barrels of various bloods, ichors, tears, and extracts to people who don't realize how utterly useless these things actually are - and additionally, you refuse to expose the methods through which they were acquired.

[BadLeo]

2687 2097: You don't refer to little green men as "Martians" but as "Gremlins" and you milk there tears.

[we are not going to lose count, at least not in my watch]

2098: You hawk barrels of various bloods, ichors, tears, and extracts to people who don't realize how utterly useless these things actually are - and additionally, you refuse to expose the methods through which they were acquired.

[fixed]

2099: When searching for milk on the supermarket, you keep asking for the employees about the food stockpile set to accept extracts of any milk.

2100: You wonder why the hell supermarkets don't use minecart-powered quantum stockpiles for better use of their space.

Edit: perfectionism.

[Max™]

2101: you make a joke about dwarf fortress with your loved one and they get it.

2102: they make jokes about dwarf fortress even though they don't play.

2103: they started playing so they could come up with better jokes than you do.

2104: you know the layout of everything under df.global.world by heart.

2105. you know the layout of everything under df.global by heart.

[Isngrim]

2106: You've come to the realization that computers are actually alcohol dependent vampires,which explains why dwarf fortress runs so slow after a fortress gets a few years old.