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Author Topic: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much  (Read 270431 times)

Stone Wera

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #975 on: April 19, 2011, 07:41:18 pm »

1581: You've built a computer with enough power to run Dwarf Fortress... In Dwarf Fortress.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #976 on: April 19, 2011, 09:52:05 pm »

1582: Your respect for other sapient beings and the individual in general had dropped drastically.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #977 on: April 19, 2011, 10:08:57 pm »

1562.5: This is because they can no longer be turned into bone trinkets.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #978 on: April 19, 2011, 10:23:58 pm »

1582: Your respect for other sapient beings and the individual in general had dropped drastically.

Guilty.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #979 on: April 20, 2011, 02:18:24 pm »

1582: You butcher all your cats before they grow too attached to you.

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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #980 on: April 21, 2011, 07:35:54 am »

1583: You don't buy any cats. (guilty)
1584: You're allergic to cats. (guilty :D)
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #981 on: April 21, 2011, 08:27:50 am »

1585: You're terrified of being in a crowded place because 'crowds are FPS killers'.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #982 on: April 21, 2011, 09:06:34 am »

1582: Your respect for other sapient beings and the individual in general had dropped drastically.
Not possible.

1586: You don't dress up as a dorf for costume parties/halloween/whatever. You just go in your usual attire.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #983 on: April 21, 2011, 10:48:37 am »

1582: Your respect for other sapient beings and the individual in general had dropped drastically.
Not possible.

1586: You don't dress up as a dorf for costume parties/halloween/whatever. You just go in your usual attire.

1587 You announce that you're taking a break from the party.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #984 on: April 21, 2011, 12:54:01 pm »

1582: Your respect for other sapient beings and the individual in general had dropped drastically.
Not possible.

1586: You don't dress up as a dorf for costume parties/halloween/whatever. You just go in your usual attire.

1587 You announce that you're taking a break from the party.
been there, done that  :P
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #985 on: April 21, 2011, 01:44:39 pm »

1588: You write advice based on the logic that you have lived two lives because of DF.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #986 on: April 21, 2011, 02:54:38 pm »

1589: Sometimes you scream that you must have a proper surface to work on and then make an alpaca leather thong that menaces with spikes of iron.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #987 on: April 23, 2011, 03:55:00 am »

1560: You now have a sudden fetish for menacing spikes on your clothing.
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #988 on: April 23, 2011, 01:18:57 pm »

1560: You now have a sudden fetish for menacing spikes on your clothing.

1561. After thinking about that, you...

ok, forget this one  :-X
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Re: Signs that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #989 on: April 23, 2011, 02:19:27 pm »

1561: Your desktop is cluttered with launchers of DF with various mods.
(Partially guilty :D)
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