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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #435 on: January 07, 2011, 08:03:32 pm »
623:You lobbied the government to have hammering included as a lawful punishment for crime.

iceball3, 651 isn't the same as 621 :)
and Artifakt broke the counting order :)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #436 on: January 07, 2011, 08:08:24 pm »
Quote from: optimumtact on January 07, 2011, 08:03:32 pm
623:You lobbied the government to have hammering included as a lawful punishment for crime.

iceball3, 651 isn't the same as 621 :)
and Artifakt broke the counting order :)
Oh geez. Thanks.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #437 on: January 14, 2011, 01:03:13 am »
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624. You teach your children to do a keg stand at the age of seven.
625. You are disappointed that they still haven't grown beards at that age.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #438 on: January 14, 2011, 03:31:30 pm »
626: You spend several years digging an elaborate system of tunnels, floodgates, pumps, and cisterns because obsidian is worth more than regular stone.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #439 on: January 15, 2011, 12:48:21 pm »
627: You printed out a Microsoft Word document of Planepacked, and have read it.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #440 on: January 15, 2011, 01:51:41 pm »
Quote from: dhokarena56 on January 15, 2011, 12:48:21 pm
627: You printed out a Microsoft Word document of Planepacked, and have read it.
628. You've printed Planepacked into one of your fortresses.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #441 on: January 15, 2011, 05:20:53 pm »
629. You nominate Audie Murphy for Honorary Legendary Dwarfdom (if he wasn't just a very large Dwarf to begin with!)
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #442 on: January 15, 2011, 05:22:35 pm »
630. You write entire novels by lining up a bunch of animals in DF.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #443 on: January 15, 2011, 06:04:53 pm »
631. You contribute to a list of '*random number* signs that you play dwarf fortress too much'
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #444 on: January 15, 2011, 06:12:19 pm »
Quote from: KaguroDraven on January 15, 2011, 06:04:53 pm
631. You contribute to a list of '*random number* sgins that you play dwarf fortress too much'
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #445 on: January 17, 2011, 10:21:51 pm »
Long time reader, first time poster (on any forum, ever).

632. You manage a bakery, and think to yourself, "I would do so much better with a DF interface."
633. You go home and mod in baking reactions, and build a better bakery.
634. You consider the 10 hours spent doing so far more productive than the 8 you spent doing your job.
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #446 on: January 18, 2011, 03:59:18 am »
635. You end up musing about how much more advanced the world generator is in real life compared to dwarf fortress'
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #447 on: January 18, 2011, 05:48:24 am »
202*pi (approx) You read posters at your son's school because it says "BRONZE"
636 You're tempted to make a bismusth bronze poster and sneak it onto the school wall.
637 You're disappointed that roses are on the list of things on the wall.  There are no roses in DF!
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #448 on: January 18, 2011, 08:12:46 am »
638: You got a fluffy wambler as a pet
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Re: 1000 sgins that you play Dwarf fortress (way) too much
« Reply #449 on: January 18, 2011, 08:22:13 am »
639: Animal control busts you for caging animals in your room when you said "I don't want them to breed."

640: It probably didn't help your case when you added "I was waiting for the kitties and puppies to grow so I can buture them."
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