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[Keita]

163 - Your desktop is a screen capture of your legendary axedwarf when he slaughtered a whole seige on his own.
164 - You brag about this to people who have no idea what dwarf fortress is (poor sods)

[The Merchant Of Menace]

165: You walk around in your clothes 'til they rot, and then don't replace them.

[Keita]

166 - Even when they're on fire you stubbornly refuse to take off your clothing.
167 - You're excuse being 'Only pansy elves do that'.

[Max White]

Cute avatars are cute <3
*SLAP* Darn it! Must not get distracted.

168. You find it hard to read a book because you keep getting given inspiration for arena mode fights.

[Keita]

((Catgirl Militia - You might be tough but are you tough enough for this amount of kawaii?~))

169 - You post in a thread about being addicted to dwarf fortress.
170 - Be the person to point 169 on a forum about Dwarf Fortress addiction.

[Max White]

Seems not.
*Zooms in on image*
Somebody should tell the girl in white that her dress has come undone.

171. There is nothing unrealistic, unreasonable or immoral about keeping an entire herd of cows in a dinning room.

[Keita]

172 - You start carving into the walls of the dinning room screaming tat it's not ledgendary enough.
173 - When your not doing anything, you mill around the Dinning area occasionaly pacing around.

((Oh she knows XD *nose bleeds*))

[Chilton]

174 - You can speak all the ingame languages

[Greiger]

175 - 3 of your characters in a popular MMO are named after words in the Dwarf Fortress Language dictionaries.   

(Gusno, Tarmid, and Pukstok,)  Guess who's the female worgen.

[Mel_Vixen]

176 - You identify all people from Ireland and Canada as Elves.
177 - You Worship a marble statue in for of a Toad
178 - If you see a furry animal-peopel that isnt a Tigerman in the current Raws you wonder if toady has introduced a new version and nobody told you.
179 - Your sad that the Philosopher got removed while you read Nietzsche, Plato or Socrates

[ScriptWolf]

180 - you hate everyone taller than you and start planning a way to kill them horribly
181 - you beat people to death with a sock
182 - you start melting when you go into the rain

[Keita]

183 - Your late for work and decide that the best thing to do is to set your speed to 0.
184 - Starting a fight because some one screwed up the artifacte doodel drawing you were working on.

[The Merchant Of Menace]

185: You give birth while working and just ignore the baby.
186: The baby which you just gave birth to repeatedly throws itself out the window, until you finish work and pick it up.
187: You carry your newborn baby around for a year after giving birth without ever putting it down.

[Keita]

~(ignore)~

[The Merchant Of Menace]

What's so strange about giving birth and never talking to the father again? >:|