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[ScriptWolf]

Hmm I think I might change my avatar now.... Seems as though I'm a GUY (I just like holo). Might have a Guyver avatar next

[iceball3]

194 - You have the strange tendency to magically fuse a holy crap-load of materials into a single piece of bone craftsmanship without  affecting the bone in any way.

[Tellemurius]

195 - you spend thousands on your computer to build that epic fortress of yours only to be outdated in the next update.

[Max White]

Hmm I think I might change my avatar now.... Seems as though I'm a GUY (I just like holo). Might have a Guyver avatar next

I think she was also very cute, for a fox girl.

196. You power your house with a perpetual motion machine
197. The computer you are currently using is powered by water and uses flood gates and pressure plates to form logic gates.

[Johnfalcon99977]

Sign 999: Your family has given up on you. Your company has fired you. You no longer have a place to call home and own nothing of value save for a laptop. You dumpster drive for food and when not hungry, play DF in libraries where you can leech electricity from.

Sign 1000: You die of cold, thirst and hunger. It's not like you cant dumpster drive anymore; it's because you just cant stop playing regardless of bodily needs.

Sign Extra: As a ghost, your reflection is often seen on people's monitor when they play DF

I vote to have these nullified, as Rephikul is CLEARLY cheating

Nullification accepted. The 1000th sgin should be awsome.

[Mel_Vixen]

198 - Your computer can access the Bay12forums even without Internet connection during a citywide blackout. 

[Keita]

199 - Your computer gets addicted to running Dwarf Fortress

[The Merchant Of Menace]

200: After several years you are a grandmaster misc object user, and have named all the cutlery in your house.

[Max White]

201. You don't want to make your house too nice, in case the queen comes to live with you.

[Shaostoul]

199 - Your computer gets addicted to running Dwarf Fortress

I like this one alot XD

198 - Your computer can access the Bay12forums even without Internet connection during a citywide blackout.

It does seem that for some reason I was able to access Bay12 a lot easier, back when I was on it all the time. Even when we were having nasty weather and and iffy internet connection.

202 - You've dreamt in ASCII and think it was more impressive than "normal dreams"
203 - After dreaming in ASCII for so long, you no longer remember what a "normal dream" is.

[Max White]

204. Real men dwarfs don't need a -limestone mug- to drink there booze. Mugs are only for trading.

[Aspgren]

205. You think an miniature iron axe is a great toy.
206. You keep the toy for yourself, your child gets nothing.

[Meanmelter]

207. You make *Obsidian Action Figures* for a living.
208. Your house is surrounded by magma
209. You are Mentally retareded and often babble as you make weird shit with fish bones, Shells, Leather, A pair of headsets, and Bacon at the same time.
210. Your Artifacts (from 209) are often stolen from Sulking Filth
211. You have seven cats chained outside to warn you of any intruders.
212. You do not celebrate your marriage.

[breadbocks]

213. You make *Obsidian Action Figures* from the living.

Fix'd.

[rephikul]

Sign 1000: You die of cold, thirst and hunger. It's not like you cant dumpster drive anymore; it's because you just cant stop playing regardless of bodily needs.

The 1000th sign should be awsome.

Delusion much?