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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 74607 times)

MetalSlimeHunt

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #645 on: March 28, 2011, 07:18:55 pm »
Well, that's good to know.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #646 on: March 28, 2011, 07:53:15 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on March 28, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 28, 2011, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 28, 2011, 05:24:22 pm
Kill Flaming Troll them and move on down the list. :P
You're just saying that because you're next, aren't you? :P
You say that like one needs an excuse for Troll on Fire. :P
There's never a bad time for a Troll on Fire, really. It improves just about every situation. ^^
Agreed. We need more Troll on Fire. Sadly, I don't have enough Coke to do it again.
Zrk2 mentioned magma. FuzzyZergling could just have a troll emerge from it. ^^ Stealth Troll on Fire!
Shit how did you figure ou-
I mean, uh, magma? What magma? Magma is just a myth.
Tell that to Urist McKilledByMagmaTrollOnFire.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #647 on: March 28, 2011, 08:33:34 pm »
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 07:53:15 pm
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on March 28, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 28, 2011, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 28, 2011, 05:24:22 pm
Kill Flaming Troll them and move on down the list. :P
You're just saying that because you're next, aren't you? :P
You say that like one needs an excuse for Troll on Fire. :P
There's never a bad time for a Troll on Fire, really. It improves just about every situation. ^^
Agreed. We need more Troll on Fire. Sadly, I don't have enough Coke to do it again.
Zrk2 mentioned magma. FuzzyZergling could just have a troll emerge from it. ^^ Stealth Troll on Fire!
Shit how did you figure ou-
I mean, uh, magma? What magma? Magma is just a myth.
Tell that to Urist McKilledByMagmaTrollOnFire.
GRATUITOUS QUOTE PYRAMID IS GRATUITOUS.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #648 on: March 28, 2011, 08:36:16 pm »
Quote from: Zrk2 on March 28, 2011, 08:33:34 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 07:53:15 pm
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on March 28, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 28, 2011, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 28, 2011, 05:24:22 pm
Kill Flaming Troll them and move on down the list. :P
You're just saying that because you're next, aren't you? :P
You say that like one needs an excuse for Troll on Fire. :P
There's never a bad time for a Troll on Fire, really. It improves just about every situation. ^^
Agreed. We need more Troll on Fire. Sadly, I don't have enough Coke to do it again.
Zrk2 mentioned magma. FuzzyZergling could just have a troll emerge from it. ^^ Stealth Troll on Fire!
Shit how did you figure ou-
I mean, uh, magma? What magma? Magma is just a myth.
Tell that to Urist McKilledByMagmaTrollOnFire.
GRATUITOUS QUOTE PYRAMID IS GRATUITOUS.
ALSO, THAT'S WHAT URIST GETS FOR BEING A CHEESEMAKER. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEEDED MORE CHEESE?!
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #649 on: March 28, 2011, 08:43:56 pm »
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 28, 2011, 08:36:16 pm
Quote from: Zrk2 on March 28, 2011, 08:33:34 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 07:53:15 pm
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on March 28, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm
Quote from: MetalSlimeHunt on March 28, 2011, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: IronyOwl on March 28, 2011, 05:24:22 pm
Kill Flaming Troll them and move on down the list. :P
You're just saying that because you're next, aren't you? :P
You say that like one needs an excuse for Troll on Fire. :P
There's never a bad time for a Troll on Fire, really. It improves just about every situation. ^^
Agreed. We need more Troll on Fire. Sadly, I don't have enough Coke to do it again.
Zrk2 mentioned magma. FuzzyZergling could just have a troll emerge from it. ^^ Stealth Troll on Fire!
Shit how did you figure ou-
I mean, uh, magma? What magma? Magma is just a myth.
Tell that to Urist McKilledByMagmaTrollOnFire.
GRATUITOUS QUOTE PYRAMID IS GRATUITOUS.
ALSO, THAT'S WHAT URIST GETS FOR BEING A CHEESEMAKER. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEEDED MORE CHEESE?!
WAT?
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

Tarran

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #650 on: March 28, 2011, 08:48:18 pm »
Quote from: ZrkZrk on March 28, 2011, 08:43:56 pm
Quote from: IronyBowl on March 28, 2011, 08:36:16 pm
Quote from: Zrky on March 28, 2011, 08:33:34 pm
Quote from: SillyConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 07:53:15 pm
Quote from: FuzzySpacemarine on March 28, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentratedOrangeJuice on March 28, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
Quote from: Tarrem on March 28, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentratingNoob on March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm
Quote from: WoodSlimeHunt on March 28, 2011, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Terra on March 28, 2011, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: IronyFox on March 28, 2011, 05:24:22 pm
Kill Flaming Troll them and move on down the list. :P
You're just saying that because you're next, aren't you? :P
You say that like one needs an excuse for Troll on Fire. :P
There's never a bad time for a Troll on Fire, really. It improves just about every situation. ^^
Agreed. We need more Troll on Fire. Sadly, I don't have enough Coke to do it again.
Zrk2 mentioned magma. FuzzyZergling could just have a troll emerge from it. ^^ Stealth Troll on Fire!
Shit how did you figure ou-
I mean, uh, magma? What magma? Magma is just a myth.
Tell that to Urist McKilledByMagmaTrollOnFire.
GRATUITOUS QUOTE PYRAMID IS GRATUITOUS.
ALSO, THAT'S WHAT URIST GETS FOR BEING A CHEESEMAKER. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEEDED MORE CHEESE?!
WAT?
This quote pyramid is huge. Shame on you guys. I have made you pay for it.
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

SeriousConcentrate

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #651 on: March 28, 2011, 08:52:11 pm »
Quote from: Tarran on March 28, 2011, 08:48:18 pm
Quote from: ZrkZrk on March 28, 2011, 08:43:56 pm
Quote from: IronyBowl on March 28, 2011, 08:36:16 pm
Quote from: Zrky on March 28, 2011, 08:33:34 pm
Quote from: SillyConcentrate on March 28, 2011, 07:53:15 pm
Quote from: FuzzySpacemarine on March 28, 2011, 06:27:13 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentratedOrangeJuice on March 28, 2011, 05:59:48 pm
Quote from: Tarrem on March 28, 2011, 05:49:29 pm
Quote from: SeriousConcentratingNoob on March 28, 2011, 05:48:23 pm
Quote from: WoodSlimeHunt on March 28, 2011, 05:32:49 pm
Quote from: Terra on March 28, 2011, 05:26:48 pm
Quote from: IronyFox on March 28, 2011, 05:24:22 pm
Kill Flaming Troll them and move on down the list. :P
You're just saying that because you're next, aren't you? :P
You say that like one needs an excuse for Troll on Fire. :P
There's never a bad time for a Troll on Fire, really. It improves just about every situation. ^^
Agreed. We need more Troll on Fire. Sadly, I don't have enough Coke to do it again.
Zrk2 mentioned magma. FuzzyZergling could just have a troll emerge from it. ^^ Stealth Troll on Fire!
Shit how did you figure ou-
I mean, uh, magma? What magma? Magma is just a myth.
Tell that to Urist McKilledByMagmaTrollOnFire.
GRATUITOUS QUOTE PYRAMID IS GRATUITOUS.
ALSO, THAT'S WHAT URIST GETS FOR BEING A CHEESEMAKER. DOES IT LOOK LIKE I NEEDED MORE CHEESE?!
WAT?
This quote pyramid is huge. Shame on you guys. I have made you pay for it.
O rly? Who doesn't need moar cheese?
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #652 on: March 28, 2011, 08:53:09 pm »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #653 on: March 28, 2011, 08:55:34 pm »
Yeah, We don't want to be attracting Toady's attention, do we?
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #654 on: March 28, 2011, 09:00:07 pm »
All right, since you asked I'll stop. ^^
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #655 on: March 28, 2011, 11:07:34 pm »
First of all, I personally have nothing against quote pyramids.
Second of all, just Zrk2 and Megaman now.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #656 on: March 28, 2011, 11:11:45 pm »
Quote from: FuzzyZergling on March 28, 2011, 11:07:34 pm
First of all, I personally have nothing against quote pyramids.
Second of all, just Zrk2 and Megaman now.
Fixed.
Quote from: Zrk2 on March 28, 2011, 05:43:17 pm
Break off a chair leg and set it afire in the magma.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #657 on: March 29, 2011, 04:46:24 pm »
Get chair leg. Stick it in magma. Pull it out.
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Quote from: PTTG?? on May 24, 2012, 12:34:25 pm
He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lever Pulling, Lack of Buckets
« Reply #658 on: March 29, 2011, 05:39:17 pm »
I walk off to the north path that the FLESH BAG was staring at
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Lots of Killing, Little Actual Progress
« Reply #659 on: March 30, 2011, 01:42:27 pm »
Tarran:
Reassured by your continued existance, you pull a few more levers.
[3] Nothing happens, or at least nothing you notice. You reach out for another lever, but the floor drops out from under you!
[3-1] The fall is short, but you have the misfortune of landing on your own face. Wearing heavy armor didn't help either, and you can swear that the ringing in your head shook the air.
[1] Tarran is stunned and in pain.

SeriousConcentrate:
You bang on the door with your hammer, [1+2] sending a great booming clang throughout the underground!
Nobody on the other side answers, but the holes in the walls do start bleeding. This is rather unsettling.

MetalSlimeHunt:
You brace yourself for the horrors that Tarran has no doubt inflicted upon all of you. Moments pass, and you almost start to relax before the ground gives out.
[3+1] You land on your back, a bit winded but otherwise unharmed. You hear a huge sound reverberate through the walls.

quip:
You pull a lever marked 'Ug"mod' (clean pen), and hear a few sloshing sounds.
When the ground drops out, you're pretty sure it wasn't your fault.
[4-1] You hit the ground in a daze.
Gump is stunned.

HighEndNoob:
The staunch guardian, nothing could make it past you!
As you guard, you hear the sound of moving water above your head. You look up, and suddenly the ceiling seems further away than it should...
[4+1] You land on your feet, unharmed and alert. The sound of water is both above and below now, and you hear a bell ring off on the distance.

KaguroDraven:
You growl, and raise your axe. Nobody notices, mostly because you're all falling.
[5-1] You land, your small size keeping your weight from injuring you. You seem to be in a feeding pen of some sort, and you have a sense of terror echoing deep in your liver.
[4-1] Rikishak has recovered from blood loss.
A noise.
What noise?
No, there could be no noise.
The door is solid, praise Nolsmu.
Safe. Praise Nolsmu, Nog Nolsmu.
But what if it becomes unsafe?
Then I make it safe. Nog Nolsmu.

JacenHanLovesLegos and Megaman:
You both set down the northern hallway, wary of goblins.
Remarkably you encounter none, even though you're just walking through the front door.
At the end of the hallway is a large door, and a path leading west. Still no sign of any guards.

Zrk2:
You grasp a chair leg, [5+1-1] breaking it off both the floor and the chair itself with your stout dwarven strength.
The second part of your cunning plan involves magma, which is wherein the problem lies. Due to your current location being inside a goblin citadel at ground level, the chances of finding magma are slim to none. Even of these ingrates of a species had found a natural tunnel downwards, the trip would take several hours, and would require you to clean out this floor first to protect your back.
Damned forces of darkness, a dwarf would have turned this citadel into a boiling hellhole of sulfur and death YEARS ago.
Zrk2 has aquired an obsidian chairleg.

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