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Author Topic: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Troll Battle Part Two, Hamal Stands His Ground  (Read 74596 times)

KaguroDraven

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #660 on: March 30, 2011, 02:28:18 pm »
Look around and prepare my axe.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
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I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
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Because I can"-WolfTengu

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #661 on: March 30, 2011, 02:31:02 pm »
Stop being stunned, look for exits.
When we all drown remember: Just because I pulled the Beak Dog cleaning lever does not make it my fault. Or at least, fully my fault.
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Quote from: NRDL on September 15, 2011, 09:34:58 am
Hell hath no fury like an angry vampire pimp.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #662 on: March 30, 2011, 02:33:33 pm »
Avoid becoming Beak Dog Chow.
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To argue with a man who has renounced the use and authority of reason, and whose philosophy consists in holding humanity in contempt, is like administering medicine to the dead, or endeavoring to convert an atheist by scripture.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #663 on: March 30, 2011, 02:58:34 pm »
Go find the others.
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He's just keeping up with the Cardassians.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #664 on: March 30, 2011, 03:31:09 pm »
"Let me in, damnit!" I roar, hitting the door with my hammer again. If the walls want to be scared enough of me to cry blood that's THEIR lookout.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #665 on: March 30, 2011, 03:40:02 pm »
Yay! Lever of Fun!

Get out! Get out get out get out!
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Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
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Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #666 on: March 30, 2011, 03:57:16 pm »
Get out like my life depended on it, which it kinda does
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(5) You manage to struggle free of the guards and sprint to a safe distance before tossing a knife at one! (5 + 1 = 6) The throwing knife zips through the air, slitting a guard's throat! It then travels around the group of guards like a boomerang. It (5) Slits another throat, (Three 6's in a row!) decapitates three more (!), (4) slices open the last guard's arm, and (2) narrowly misses a random bystander. It then flies back into your hand. Holy crap.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #667 on: March 30, 2011, 05:03:03 pm »
Go back and follow Zrk2.
Rockman can fend for himself.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #668 on: March 30, 2011, 05:32:19 pm »
Grumble at the FLESHBAG'S refusal to leave his friend, kick the door down, and walk in with no regard for my safety, being a foolhardy fewl.
« Last Edit: March 30, 2011, 05:34:01 pm by Megaman »
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Roll to Siege the Goblins: Feeding Time, There's no Magma at Ground Level Damnit
« Reply #669 on: April 01, 2011, 12:54:50 pm »
KaguroDraven:
You spring to your feet, hefting your axe. There are wooden doors on three of the five walls, and a large stone door between the remaining two.
[3] You smell blood, lots of blood.

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Oh shit, you're in the feeding pens.
[4-1] Well, let's just go over to this nice door and- *HISSGROWL* -back away slowly.
Yes, let's stay far away from those doors.
Gump is no longer stunned.

MetalSlimeHunt:
You stand up, wondering why the hell they would make a lever that drops you down through the floor.
Inspecting your surroundings, [1] you notice how nice a shade of red-brown the ground is. Lovely.

SeriousConcentrate:
You strike again, [6+2] and this time you can feel the door give a little!
Noise again.
Loud noise. Is the door moving?
Impossible. Nolsmu wishes the door to be solid, and so it is.
But... Best to check.
Just in case.
Praisȩ ͡N̛ol͠s҉mu͡,͟ Ńo͏g͜ Nol͡smu̕.
What was that? You could swear you felt something gnawing at the back of your mind. Goblin magic, most likely.
More importantly, this door is the only thing between you and the Devil's riches!

Tarran:
Shit, damn goblins and their shenanigans. Well, time to leave.
[6-1] You approach the stone doorway, reasoning that the odd door out is probably the most important one. [5-1] It opens, revealing three heavily armed humans.
[1+1+1-1] The nearest shanks you in the chest with his spear, but your armor stops the weapon short of your heart.
This is starting to be a bad day.
Tarran is no longer stunned.

HighEndNoob:
Well, it looks as though Tarran has found the exit.
[3+1] [5+1] you shoot at the two men wielding halberds, [5] [4+1] taking out their legs before they can cross through the doorway.

Zrk2:
Noticing that the others have gone on without you, you step up the pace.
You meet Jacen down the northern hallway.

JacenHanLovesLegos:
Worried about Zrk2, you backtrack, leaving the golem to do golem things.
You meet him back down the hallway.

Megaman:
It's golem time.
kicking down the door, you come upon [6] three goblins and a dwarf, who are completely stunned by your entrance.

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« Last Edit: April 01, 2011, 12:56:38 pm by FuzzyZergling »
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Escaping the Raptor Pit, OH YEAH
« Reply #670 on: April 01, 2011, 01:03:00 pm »
Follow the dwarf.
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Quote from: Dunamisdeos on April 17, 2018, 05:47:35 pm
As it turns out, the pen was in fact a poor choice for melee combat in comparison to the sword.
Quote from: woose1 on October 04, 2013, 05:26:51 am
So I just started playing this game and I accidentally nuked the moon.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Escaping the Raptor Pit, OH YEAH
« Reply #671 on: April 01, 2011, 02:45:55 pm »
^^ I'm so about to die.

I take a few steps back, then charge the door with the intent to bust this thing wide open.
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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Escaping the Raptor Pit, OH YEAH
« Reply #672 on: April 01, 2011, 02:52:03 pm »
>IF Nothing attacks: Look for other exit!
-IF No other exit is found: Open door +FIIIGHT!
>IF Something attacks: Fight, dumbass.
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Quote from: NRDL on September 15, 2011, 09:34:58 am
Hell hath no fury like an angry vampire pimp.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Escaping the Raptor Pit, OH YEAH
« Reply #673 on: April 01, 2011, 02:53:24 pm »
Grab the spear, pull it out, and hold it in place while I smash spear-man's face.
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Quote from: Phantom
Unknown to most but the insane and the mystics, Tarran is actually Earth itself, as Earth is sentient like that planet in Avatar. Originally Earth used names such as Terra on the internet, but to protect it's identity it changed letters, now becoming the Tarran you know today.
Quote from: Ze Spy
Tarran has the "Tarran Bug", a bug which causes the affected character to repeatedly hit teammates while dual-wielding instead of whatever the hell he is shooting at.

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Re: Roll to Siege the Goblins: Escaping the Raptor Pit, OH YEAH
« Reply #674 on: April 01, 2011, 04:43:21 pm »
Try to find a way out.
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"Those who guard their back encounter death from the front." - Drow Proverb.
Quote from: Phantom on October 05, 2010, 08:35:46 am
I will punch you in the soul if you do that again.
"I'm going to kill another dragon and then see if I can't DUAL-WIELD DRAGONS!
Because I can"-WolfTengu
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