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Johnfalcon99977

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...wut...
« on: December 02, 2010, 09:39:18 pm »

You should see for yourself.

Note: This world is right out of world-gen. Not played at all yet.

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What do you make of it?

Note: He never did (or killed) anything.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #1 on: December 02, 2010, 09:52:02 pm »

Now that is someone with Legendary social skills! Most likely lying.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #2 on: December 02, 2010, 10:00:48 pm »

DF's answer to Marco Polo.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #3 on: December 02, 2010, 11:35:01 pm »

Sounds like he killed someone that everyone in the whole world really disliked
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #4 on: December 02, 2010, 11:40:48 pm »

or you found the most interesting being in DF.
Monal Tiledtires is a legend you must meet and ask him of his tales, if he still alive that is.
if not then go back in time to the very date he died and save him from what ever killed him.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 11:52:16 pm »

Interesting find...maybe he created the 1st sandwich or something.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #6 on: December 03, 2010, 12:22:31 am »

Its also possible to declare war on the whole world if you find him and kill him :D
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #7 on: December 03, 2010, 06:34:58 am »

This is a sign, from Armok...
THE WORLDGEN GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

You must hunt down this insolent dog, and put him in his place! No matter how many of you, my Disciples it may take, you must hunt down the one they call Monal Tiledtires, and you must take his life, in my name and for my glory. You will be rewarded, Disciple. Of this i assure you. Only those who take that which i desire may ever be truly alive. Go forth, and shun the Anomaly. Shun this man. Kill him.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #8 on: December 03, 2010, 06:37:03 am »

This is a sign, from Armok...
THE WORLDGEN GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

You must hunt down this insolent dog, and put him in his place! No matter how many of you, my Disciples it may take, you must hunt down the one they call Monal Tiledtires, and you must take his life, in my name and for my glory. You will be rewarded, Disciple. Of this i assure you. Only those who take that which i desire may ever be truly alive. Go forth, and shun the Anomaly. Shun this man. Kill him.

And moreover, Armok says you must share your save with us so we can join in the crusade. :P

But seriously do it, this sounds very, very fun. xD
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #9 on: December 03, 2010, 06:38:11 am »

This is a sign, from Armok...
THE WORLDGEN GODS HAVE SPOKEN!

You must hunt down this insolent dog, and put him in his place! No matter how many of you, my Disciples it may take, you must hunt down the one they call Monal Tiledtires, and you must take his life, in my name and for my glory. You will be rewarded, Disciple. Of this i assure you. Only those who take that which i desire may ever be truly alive. Go forth, and shun the Anomaly. Shun this man. Kill him.

And moreover, Armok says you must share your save with us so we can join in the crusade. :P

But seriously do it, this sounds very, very fun. xD
Thats actually a good idea - Put up the save, and THE MANHUNT WILL BEGIN. We are the many, we are not few. Where one of us falls, many more shall take their place. We shall never surrender, we shall never retreat; HE MUST DIE.
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #10 on: December 03, 2010, 06:42:16 am »

We could search for him. But wouldn't it be quicker to slay every Human in the world?
I mean, we have to come across him EVENTUALLY, right?
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #11 on: December 03, 2010, 06:44:51 am »

We could search for him. But wouldn't it be quicker to slay every Human in the world?
I mean, we have to come across him EVENTUALLY, right?
Our goal would be to kill him - Anyone else who dies along the way does not matter.
This excuse for a man needs to die, and it will take an army of us to do it
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #12 on: December 03, 2010, 06:46:18 am »

I'm guessing he is one Epic Liar. Social skills out the wazoo. Maybe h's famous for selling ice to the yetis, or wood to the wood elves?
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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #13 on: December 03, 2010, 08:35:44 am »

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Re: ...wut...
« Reply #14 on: December 03, 2010, 03:56:47 pm »

...Um... hes kinda dead.
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