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[Fniff]

'It was nessecary,trust me you would not of wanted that forest to still be there.'

"Hmm... Well, you did overkill."

"That's how I killed the Shoggoth, resilient bastard."

"Well, how do you think I killed the Shoggoth? The bastard was really resilient!" You say.

"...Yeah, that makes sense. I once got a Shoggoth to fall down 200 meters down a cave. When I came back, 2 weeks later, bastard somehow got back up again."  Liv stroked his chin.

[quip]

Onward!

[Fniff]

Onward!

You go into the forest once again, and head up to the mansion. You see glimpses of the Tribals, proving you didn't kill them all.

You go to the mansion and knock on it. Doc answers.

"You again. Give me a single well thought out reason to not kill you on the spot."

You look to Liv for assistance. He sighs.

"Give us one, grandpa." He says, annoyed.

"Fuck yourself." Doc says to Liv. In one swift motion, Liv is holding Doc in a headlock.

[FuzzyZergling]

"So, do you two know each other?"

[Fniff]

"So, do you two know each other?"

The Doc looks at you.

"God--URK-- you are as stupid as you look!" Doc says, choking.

"I was insulting him, I have no idea who this shithead is, and frankly I don't care." Liv sighs.

[Demonic Spoon]

..."Give us all your weapons doc."

[Fniff]

..."Give us all your weapons doc."

"Fuck you--" His neck is snapped in half by Liv.

"Well, what a nasty gentlemen!" Liv says in a mock British accent.

[Demonic Spoon]

Search the house for any valuables and weapons, also grab the rest of the lanterns. And loot the corpse of McDoc the Cliched Mad Scientist.

[Fniff]

Search the house for any valuables and weapons, also grab the rest of the lanterns. And loots the corpse of McDoc the Cliched Mad Scientist.

You find a note on his persons!

"Diary Of Doctor Monroe, 5th of  October, 2099.

Radiation immunity tests are going well. Tribals survive rads up to the max a cockroach can withstand, but that's nothing because cockroaches go sterile after a nuclear war. If I can just introduce these Tribals to the control group, then they'd survive anything. But those damn other Tribals are busy worshiping whatever the hell was in that shack."

You grab a few lanterns, and manage to get all his guns. These are heavy, and you want to go back to the car.

[Demonic Spoon]

Set the House on fire using the oil from some of the lanterns. Return to the car.

[quip]

Demonic spoon, that was just what I was going to suggest.
Torch the place.

[Fniff]

Set the House on fire using the oil from some of the lanterns. Return to the car.

You set the house on fire.

So, I lit a fire, isn't it good, Norwegian wood...

You and Liv walk out of the building goes up in flames.

You get into the car, and put your load down.

You put your foot down on the gas, and speed away from the horrifying horrifying damn forest.

It is dark now, and you can't turn on the headlights because they don't work anymore.

[Demonic Spoon]

@ quip: Yeah, it's like Bay12 is a hivemind or something sometimes. Also, I'm hoping to gain the pyromaniac achievement!

Also eh? There's still a forest? I thought we burned it down? 

Replace lightbulbs up front with lanterns. The mirrors should still work with pointting all the light forward and lanterns are designed to be protected from wind, such as when we are driving at 100 mph.

[Fniff]

@ quip: Yeah, it's like Bay12 is a hivemind or something sometimes. Also, I'm hoping to gain the pyromaniac achievement!

Also eh? There's still a forest? I thought we burned it down? 

Replace lightbulbs up front with lanterns. The mirrors should still work with pointting all the light forward and lanterns are designed to be protected from wind, such as when we are driving at 100 mph.

Somewhat burned it down. It's a very big forest, but that damn house is probably gone.

You stop, and you replace the light bulbs with lanterns.

You continue driving at max speed, until you accidentally hit something.

"The hell was that?" Liv blurts out.

[Demonic Spoon]

"Probably a mutant or a tribes member, let's keep going."