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[TD1]

Congrats. It's always hard when a family member seems to be in difficulty.

There was more here, but damn that was grim 

[Yoink]

Glad she's doing better, Tawa.

[Tawa]

Thanks!

[deathpunch578]

That feeling of gradually becoming able to breathe again after a serious asthma attack without medication is one of the most potent feelings of relief imaginable.
Air tastes better when you had to fight to get in into your lungs.

I can relate to this and can confirm the air tastes amazing after being able to breath again

[Ultimuh]

Speaking of the breath taken away from you..

This literally happened to me some years back,
when I slipped on some stairs with wet boots and landed on my back at the bottom stair.
I couldn't breathe for several seconds. x_x

edit: I'm lucky I got away with a sore back afterwards.

[TD1]

Someone bigger than me jumped on me when I was about 14.

I couldn't breath for an eternity, it was horrible. The teacher was not impressed.

[Bumber]

I was about to walk into the tall grass near my house, when suddenly a yungoos jumped out at me! I was scared spitless!
This is a joke post. Got Pokemon Ultra Moon yesterday. Never knew the original phrase wasn't "shitless".

[Sirus]

That's why you stay out of the tall grass, dude! Unless you're a trainer with your own Pokemon to protect you, that is.

[Eric Blank]

I would be more concerned about raptors.

So this morning i was called into the office and written up for missing days (because of my damn car of course) and now i must worry about getting fired if i mess up

[Bumber]

I would be more concerned about raptors.

As well you should.

[Paxiecrunchle]

If you just mind your own business and aren't near their nest, even wasps and hornets usually just ignore you. You're not food, afterall.

depends on what your eating, I've read that banana flavored candies contain essentially the same chemical make up (in one of their flavoring ingredients not the whole construct, mind you)that bees use to signal aggressive swarming, IDK if its 100 true or not but it seemed worth not forgetting.

[Jopax]

Weaponizing bees with banana candy when

[Eric Blank]

We just need to get terrorists hooked on banana flavored candies. Hopefully therell be enough bees

Anyway, now some important manager or something is coming in this morning to inspect the store. So i have to do an amazing job facing everything. Such is terror

[Reelya]

Was going to post in WTF but terrified is better for this news article.

An Aussie man googled his ex-wife who lives in America, only to discover she was a psycho who had been arrested and charged with murdering a pregnant woman, and stealing the unborn baby. Apparently she was obsessed with serial killers too.

[bloop_bleep]

Was going to post in WTF but terrified is better for this news article.

An Aussie man googled his ex-wife who lives in America, only to discover she was a psycho who had been arrested and charged with murdering a pregnant woman, and stealing the unborn baby. Apparently she was obsessed with serial killers too.

That's less dodging a bullet and more dodging a 10cm nuclear torpedo.