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[Avis-Mergulus]

turns out that guy is an asshole liar

so that's cool

Elaborate so I can help you send little mental rays of hatred his way

part of some little sociopathic cabal of users or something

i don't even know

Users as in web communication users? Or "people who use people" kinda users? Or drug users?
This is not enough. I require a full list of his transgressions + name&address&possibly sample of body fluids so that my ray of vengeance can drill a hole in his putrid little brain.

[Descan]

The second one, yeah.

[KingofstarrySkies]

Descan, I can already tell you you're better than him and don't need him. You're not a prick. In fact, you're adorably nice in my experience, so you're already better.

[spümpkin]

Descan, I can already tell you you're better than him and don't need him. You're not a prick. In fact, you're adorably nice in my experience, so you're already better.

^^^ This is very much true.

[Helgoland]

You're not a prick.

Eh, you should see some of the stuff he shares on facebook

Doesn't contradict the bit after that at all though. So yeah, fuck that guy with something hard and sandpapery.

[JoshuaFH]

I had another odd dream that ended in me being startled awake. Basically, I was in a kinda 'Cornfield World' with a single road stretching through a single large cornfield extending to the horizon in both directions forever. I'm riding down this road on a bizarre bicycle with a huge seat, big enough for two people, which didn't make sense until I rode up to a girl I knew in highschool, a pretty one I kinda had a crush on, but never really spoke to even though she was nice, but she got on the back of my bicycle and was hugging me from behind. I tried pedaling, but her additional weight onto the bike (thanks for the physics simulation ruining a nice moment, dream) slowed me down to the point where we fell over twice, but third time was the charm and we got going down the endless road, until we came across a huge, ominous multistory building, almost like an apartment building. It was clearly deserted, and had no power running to it so it was completely dark inside, but I investigated it. Getting inside, deep enough that the light from outside couldn't reach anymore and I was in total darkness, I heard a voice of what was probably a 7 or 8 yr old girl: "Hey... hey Josh?" and I got startled awake because the voice sounded so real and vivid, that I was instantly awoken and froze in place, possibly thinking that the girl was in my bedroom. Which is crazy, as I live alone, but at the time it seemed too convincingly real to have just been a fake dream voice.

[Yoink]

Speaking of frightening dreams, apparently morning naps can be terrifying.

Man, I don't know if I just had a weird dream, some kind of sleep paralysis thing, or an exhaustion-induced hallucination.
Whatever it was, attempting to access Bay 12 via psychic ability is incredibly difficult, at least for an entirely untrained novice like myself.

That was kinda freaky. Jeez.
Don't know if I should try and go back to sleep while I'm this tired, it might happen again. O_o

Great, now I feel like I need to sleep but this sort of shit might happen again.
Maybe not as legitimately scary as the content of your dream, but... slowly piercing the veil and realising that I wasn't even at a computer as I browsed the internet was pretty dang freaky. And then trying to force myself to get up, only to fall back into this weird doze-type thing each type and continue trying to check my post history to see if any of it was real? Yeah, that was weird.

[Max™]

The pleasant surprise of a warm toilet seat in the morning, before the uncomfortable realization that you live alone.

[Sirus]

It's just the toilet fairies, dude. Like the ones that take your missing teeth in exchange for money or fix your shoes, except these ones warm up your toilet seats. They got the shitty end of the stick.

[Max™]

That pun was terrifying.

[Yoink]

It's just the toilet fairies, dude. Like the ones that take your missing teeth in exchange for money or fix your shoes, except these ones warm up your toilet seats. They got the shitty end of the stick.

Wait... what do these ones take in exchange, then? 

[hops]

The pleasant surprise of a warm toilet seat in the morning, before the uncomfortable realization that you live alone.

This is like a shitty one sentence horror story.

[BorkBorkGoesTheCode]

The pleasant surprise of a warm toilet seat in the morning, before the uncomfortable realization that you live alone.

Does your toilet seat get direct  sun exposure at any time?

[Sergarr]

I've accidentally caught the sight of what currently passes as news on Russian TV.

[smjjames]

The pleasant surprise of a warm toilet seat in the morning, before the uncomfortable realization that you live alone.

This is like a shitty one sentence horror story.

Maybe his butt was cold?