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[GiglameshDespair]

"Pregnancy belly to give birth to dog baby sold separately."

Jegus.

[Vorthon]

It's a joke, people. Not an actual product. :v


Edit: You want really terrifying 'pet' stuff? This is ten times more terrifying than that image, if not thousands of times more terrifying.

[Gentlefish]

It's a joke, people. Not an actual product. :v


Edit: You want really terrifying 'pet' stuff? This is ten times more terrifying than that image, if not thousands of times more terrifying.

Uh.

No. Plz no.

they must burn.

[Spehss _]

Huh? Isn't the Uncanny Valley where somethings nearly real looking but is just off to unsettle you? That looks like a N64 polygon character... unless it's... you?

Yep. The point between 'So realistic you can't discern it from reality' and 'just able to see it's fake'. Where it looks real enough, but something about it is unnatural.

E.g. most people with so much makeup on them that there's practically no actual skin to be seen on their face.

So, what, clowns?

[Bohandas]

It's a joke, people. Not an actual product. :v


Edit: You want really terrifying 'pet' stuff? This is ten times more terrifying than that image, if not thousands of times more terrifying.

This is precisely why they need to legalize hard drugs. If they did then these people would be able to blot out their twisted desire for a child that never grows up by causing it to be overshadowed by a relatively wholesome desire for opioids or cocaine. I am 80% serious about this.

EDIT:
Opioids could also hypothetically be used to replace the feeling of fulfillment that some people get from religion. Karl Marx came very close to realizing this but powered right past it in favor of instead continuing to develop an analysis of the likely future direction of economic history based heavily on the now clearly flawed assumption that most work would continie to be done by people aa opposed to unthinking machines.

[Orange Wizard]

Opioids could also hypothetically be used to replace the feeling of fulfillment that some people get from religion. Karl Marx came very close to realizing this but powered right past it in favor of instead continuing to develop an analysis of the likely future direction of economic history based heavily on the now clearly flawed assumption that most work would continie to be done by people aa opposed to unthinking machines.

Um.

[smurfingtonthethird]

I graduate high school tomorrow.

AAARGH

[Xantalos]

Huh, you live in the Southern Hemisphere then.
It's actually not as much of a big deal as everyone makes it out  to be; you sit on an uncomfortable chair for 3 hours watching other people get obscene amounts of school money and then go stand up in relief while getting a bunch if pictures taken of you.

[smurfingtonthethird]

Nah, we split up the money-giving and graduation. Straya! It should be fun though.

Still fucking awesomely terrifying, regardless.

[Xantalos]

Ah, good.
Really though, you just gotta fear the chairs they make you sit in. I can feel it in my lower back even now.

[Tiruin]

I graduate high school tomorrow.

AAARGH

Now to prep you for the big guns! COLLEGE
You'll be meeting a ton of !!FUN!! there, from both top and bottom of the wheel.
Keep in touch with your High School buddies and those you hold dear.
Also have a great day tomorrow!

Edit: You want really terrifying 'pet' stuff? This is ten times more terrifying than that image, if not thousands of times more terrifying.

Where are the incendiary shotgun shells when you need them?

This...is very rage-worthy instead of terrifying.
If the text is true then...that's perversion of psychology and maternal care to the worst.
Though I wonder if studies are done on how these kinds of people work. There's a term out there for this kind of horrid attitude...(unless the post is totally wrong and just poking and demonizing someone who has pet monkeys [who didn't commit such atrocities mentioned]...)
Net took forever to load this.

[Darvi]

Huh? Isn't the Uncanny Valley where somethings nearly real looking but is just off to unsettle you? That looks like a N64 polygon character... unless it's... you?

Yep. The point between 'So realistic you can't discern it from reality' and 'just able to see it's fake'. Where it looks real enough, but something about it is unnatural.

E.g. most people with so much makeup on them that there's practically no actual skin to be seen on their face.

So, what, clowns?

Very perceptive.

[Eric Blank]

Its true; happiness is strictly forbidden.

[Baffler]

Any happiness brought beyond this point will be forcibly confiscated. You'll be sent a bill for the cost of the seizure within 5 business days.

[LordSlowpoke]

* LordSlowpoke wallops baffler with the bulb of a bike horn

call the fucking cops