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[Mr. Strange]

Apparently internet security settings can and will randomly change themselves without consulting me.

I had that problem too, about:config is your friend (assuming you're using firefox).

[Orange Wizard]

My nose has ultra-weak veins or something. Torrents of blood flow from it if I so much as sneeze too hard.

I was like this too when Iwas younger. I actually had a vericose vein deep in my sinuses. Eventually my doctor cauterized it after I had a random nosebleed that lasted for 5 hours. Had to hold perfectly still as he stuck an acid-tipped wire up my nose. Was not pleasant.

I hope it doesn't come to that. That sounds awful.

[i2amroy]

*looks down at date on watch and sees 8-28*
*Promptly freaks out because he somehow missed an entire week of homework assignments*
*Realizes that there is actually just a scratch on the case right through the middle of the 0 in "20"*
*Feels rather dumb *

[Eric Blank]

*reminds i2amroy that it is October and he somehow missed two months of assignments, not one week.*

[LordSlowpoke]

ladies and gentlemen and proper term for whoever i left out goes here

i have been pressganged into another bout of public speaking

i don't even have preparation time this time

* LordSlowpoke chugs half a liter of caffeine

gods help me

e: i'm shaking so fucking hard right now

LET'S DO THIS

[Euld]

Lots of stress at my QA job.  Just wrote a 6 paragraph story in my journal about a QA tester immolating himself in a parking lot.  I uh.  I feel better now.  And yes, terrified.

[Graknorke]

* LordSlowpoke chugs half a liter of caffeine

e: i'm shaking so fucking hard right now

Well.

[i2amroy]

*reminds i2amroy that it is October and he somehow missed two months of assignments, not one week.*

No, see that means I have two months extra to do the assignments in.

[hops]

I too had an easily bleeding nose when I was younger. Though that was self inflicted for the most part because I once stuck a toy car wheel up my nose where it spent a while before being dug out again, suffice to say the wheel did some damage in there which would cause pretty big bleeding every time I got hot.

Does that mean you always have a nosebleed? ;3

[KingofstarrySkies]

ladies and gentlemen and proper term for whoever i left out goes here

i have been pressganged into another bout of public speaking

i don't even have preparation time this time

* LordSlowpoke chugs half a liter of caffeine

gods help me

e: i'm shaking so fucking hard right now

LET'S DO THIS

Good luck!

[IronTomato]

* LordSlowpoke chugs half a liter of caffeine

e: i'm shaking so fucking hard right now

Well.

[SLOWPOKE INENSIFIES]

[Tawa]

That... that was perfect.

[Graknorke]

I too had an easily bleeding nose when I was younger. Though that was self inflicted for the most part because I once stuck a toy car wheel up my nose where it spent a while before being dug out again, suffice to say the wheel did some damage in there which would cause pretty big bleeding every time I got hot.

Does that mean you always have a nosebleed? ;3

Is there supposed to be innuendo here? I mean, that smiley at the end would indicate it but...
I'm just not feeling any sort of wordplay going on.

[Gentlefish]

He's implying Jopax is a conventionally attractive man, thus his nose bleeds.

[Slayerhero90]

So this is cool.