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[Gentlefish]

After forcing myself to stare at it...

It still nopes me right the fuck out. But I have discovered it's a mask.

Imagine it being the face ontop of a buff male frame charging you down at night between streetlights.

[Sirus]

-snip-

My first thought was to make that my new profile pic, but reactions here suggest it wouldn't be well received...

Plz no. That's flat out NSFL.

Double plz no.

[Eric Blank]

Imagine it being the face ontop of a buff male frame charging you down at night between streetlights.

It doesn't have to be pursuing you to be horrifying. Just imagine your significant other's face morphing into that and subsequently demanding hugs.

Or dont. It is all of the nope.

[SaberToothTiger]

It would be much worse if those teeth were worms.

[Akura]

A spider landed on my keyboard. It wasn't big, but it didn't look friendly.

EDIT: Oh crap, another one! Or worse, the same one climbed up the tree I'm standing next to and jumped down again.

[Jopax]

Ok, there's definitely blood coming out when I blow my nose, this is getting worrying :C

[Eric Blank]

Make sure you don't have a leech in there. Let the doctor know.

[scrdest]

A spider landed on my keyboard. It wasn't big, but it didn't look friendly.

EDIT: Oh crap, another one! Or worse, the same one climbed up the tree I'm standing next to and jumped down again.

You have terrorist flies in your house. Spider SWAT is here to take care of that.

[Slayerhero90]

After forcing myself to stare at it...

It still nopes me right the fuck out. But I have discovered it's a mask.

Imagine it being the face ontop of a buff male frame charging you down at night between streetlights.

I think the face is intended for a hyper-slender feminine doll, actually. So imagine being trapped in a large, rotting mansion with her constantly stalking you as you try to figure out if there are any exits.

Anyway, it's a cute little mask and I want it or whatever doll has it because so adorableeeeeee

[McDonald]

Make sure you don't have a leech in there. Let the doctor know.

fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[Jopax]

I'm not sure how a leech could've gotten in there tho, haven't went near any natural body of water in months.

I did dream of leaches the other night though, that was creepy, I managed to avoid stepping on any of them tho.

[Eric Blank]

It doesn't necessarily have to be a leech. There are probably other parasites interested in crawling up your nose and latching onto your sinuses.

And yes, I realize that leeches don't normally aim for the nostrils. That doesn't mean they're smart enough to realize anything could go horribly wrong for them by doing so, though. Like getting inhaled or stuck in there. Or finding their way into the mouth.

[Descan]

fishinyoururethraohgod

[flame99]

My friend's pet parrot is eating chicken. I'm not sure why I find this unsettling, but apparently avian semi-cannibalism really freaks me out.

[FearfulJesuit]

Birds are a class, on the same level as reptiles, mammals and amphibians. It's becoming a huge problem, since the Linnaean system of taxonomy was developed and elaborated well before you could sequence DNA- birds are really a subclade of reptiles, specifically Dinosaura.