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[IronTomato]

My brother is now a hunter, and owns a 270 Savage (?) hunting rifle.

I am generally concerned wether or not he'd have the stones to use it if he happens to throw a tantrum again. He already has the guts to hit his mother, and he's already stupid enough to wail on me while I tell him it doesn't hurt, and occasionally go upstairs and punch the walls repeatedly during said tantrums.

If there's bullets for it in the house, I'm going to remove the bolt and keep it under the house until he needs it to go hunting.

@_@
So...how did your brother...who is younger than you...and not of legal age acquire a lethal firearm complete with ammunition again? In the first place?

Given his issues?

He's not younger than me, we're twins. He has a hunting license, and if you have that, it is pretty easy to get a gun. From what I gather, there's some sort of exam to see if you can actually get your hunting license, and if he exhibited his behaviors in front of other people he probably wouldn't have gotten it.

[Gentlefish]

Heh. Did you eat anything funny recently?

When I worked at a gas station and had gas station burgers (Hey they were actually pretty good man fuck you) I'd feel fine right up until I got home, around six. I'd be hit with the nastiest headache that sometimes persisted right up until I went to bed.

[BFEL]

So, if my mom is ever suspected in a murder investigation she's probably going to be found guilty regardless. Because 99% of her internet history has to do with murder.
She watches every murder show on tv (and nothing else) and routinely looks up things like pills to murder people with.

So yeah, that ever happens, pretty much screwed

[Helgoland]

Tell her about MTPT MPTP, thanks go. There are things worse than death...

[mastahcheese]

BFEL mentions his mom is obsessed with murder.

People offer worse alternatives for her to look up.

Bay12.

[Tiruin]

BFEL mentions his mom is obsessed with murder.

People offer worse alternatives for her to look up.

Bay12.

Medicine.

[Eric Blank]

BFEL mentions his mom is obsessed with murder.

People offer worse alternatives for her to look up.

Bay12.

Medicine.

That's not something bay12 would suggest she look up! What's wrong with you!? D:

[Tawa]

Awwww shit.

Our insane homicidal bird just fell off his cage, prompting my father to pick him back up.

He's not acting normal. He's not freaking out when people touch him, he didn't try to bite my sister's hand off, his voice sounds funny...

This is bad.

[Worldmaster27]

Ĩ̥͈̳̱͇͌͟t̜͖̔ͥ̀͡ ͈̝̼̠͚̞͞h̷̺̺̥̊̎a̭͕͇͋̐ͫͫs̹͖̈́ͮ̇̚ ͚͙b͎͈̯͇̳͚͔͆̂͡e̞͍̹̪̠̳̜̊̄̿ͧ̈́̆̚͜g̵̮̰̔ͮͭͮu̥̮͉̞̥͚͍n͇̰̓̐̔̍͒̅͋.̴͓̺̾͌ͦͤͯͅ ̶̭̇̓
̮̮̔ͯͭ̉ͨͧ
̬̜ͥͮ̐̆͜T͍̝̓̐ͥh̭̬̮͙͓͌̐ͮ͛̉͒ͧ̀r̘̝ͣ͒̐e͗̾͐̋̔e͛̅ͭ͛͒ͥ̃ ͉̺̓͢ͅd̹͓̆̂͆͑͊̂͝a͈̪̪ͨ̔͒̚y̸̟͓͔̹̳̳ͨ̊̈́ͫͨ̑͂ş̫͈̹͕̖̪̆́ͩ̓ ̜̰̱̐̆͋ͯͯͣͫͅu̗ͮͭ̈ǹ͍͔̦́̇t̼̟͈̖ͅͅi̩̖̳̫̅̔͒ͤͅl͎̰̫͚̖͍̹͑͂̉͂ ͓̖͈̪͍̗͚t̜̟̖͉̱̘͚̓ͩ̅̚h̲͍̭̄̄̾͌ĕ̙̰̲̘̲̌̂ͭ̉ ̗͚̲̃ͥ̄ͧ̾ṱ̯̳͌̀͛ͥ̿ͫ̑̕ͅr̔ͪạ̴̒n̽ͩ̃̈̾҉̞͉̤s͇͕̺̳̅̾̎f̯͕ͨͯ̿̏ͬ͌oͥͪ̓̔̑̅̅҉̭ͅr̟̖͍̲̜̗͓ͭ̽̍ͦͥ͡m̫̼̭̦̔̾̊͋͌ͣ̚͘ȧ̗̲́̅̇t̞͕͕͖̅̔ͬ͋ͩͫi̛ͭ̂̑o̻̿̔̒̔ń͖̱͓̠͖̖͒̑ͨ̃͊́ ̧͈̗̙̖͔̣̫͑͆̿̑ͩi̴̯͍̭̖̗̠ͅṣͩ͑ ͔̹̳͍̱͙ͦĉ̐̚͏̫̫͎͇o͉̞͋m̴̞̟̤̝̜̤̪͐͑p͔̬͈̥̣͇͊̀ͯl̶e͍̳t̙͕͇̩͎̻̙̽͌̔͘e̵͙̮͎̤͎̠̽.̗̫̎̿̎̀̿͂́
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̣̠̦̺̘ͩ̇̈̍͋́͡ͅT̠̹ͣ̋̅ͩ̾̍ͅh̦̘̳̪͖̦́ͅe͂̆̓͋͋҉̩̞̭̞n̨̫̎̅̃́̽ͩ̑.̠̌̐̔̎͗.̩̯̪̫͛ͦ̋̋͠.͟ ̘̖͙̪̤ͤ̈́̿M̮͓̖̮̘̬̥ǎ͍̝̓̎ͣ̾̀y̴̤̞̳̠ ̫̬͕̘̲̖̮ͪ̃̈́͛̿̐̊G̞̦̠̈ͥ͒ͦ̽ͧo͇̲͔͇̲̐ͪͤ̈d̨̓ ̻̗̙̻̗ͬ͛̊͐s̆̒̒͆̆͏̰͍͈̬͙ͅa̩̼̭̗̦v͖͇̰͐ͪ̾͞ͅe̷̬̱̗͙̻͇̐ ̮ͪ͊̂͆̊ͩw̳̟̠͓̥̲͍ͨͧ͠h̳͚̳̩̮ͩ͂ͭ̄ͫ͆̐o̟̝̝̣͓͉ͪm͔̖͊̇̐ ͩh̡e̠̝̪̜̱͙͖ͨͧ̽̓ͥ͢ ̟̗̠̀ͥͥ́̆̒c͍͇ͥ̓̉ă̪̟̤͇͈̠͕̿͛̂ͯͣṉ̙.̮́

[Slayerhero90]

Spoiler: Sorta disconcerting, sorta cute, large image (click to show/hide)

[Worldmaster27]

NONONONONONONONONONONONONONO

AHHHHRRRG NO

...

I guess I don't need sleep tonight...

[Descan]

... MAaaaybe you should have put a Body Horror warning on that fucker, neh?

[KingofstarrySkies]

Spoiler: Sorta disconcerting, sorta cute, large image (click to show/hide)

AUGH

[Tawa]

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[Sirus]

I fail to see the cute ;____;