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[Sinlessmoon]

The one with blood coagulation is probably the worst. It's nothing to do with suffering, it's just a biologist putting a droplet of snake venom into a petri dish of blood and the blood turns into a solid patty. Imagination does the rest to what it would do to a person's circulatory system.

This is on the right thread. I'm so glad there are no snakes here.

I heard there was a Metal Gear around here. Is it this "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress" thing?

Did you make an account just to make that joke?

..I think he did.

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver alt account into a well greased forum thread.

The tumorous growth of this quote pyramid is my current source of terror.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Feedin' the fire.

I refuse to let this die, even with a pin stuck in it.

Arise Pharaoh of Quotes. Lead your people to victory and glory!

No, we want none of this. It wasn't funny any of the first dozens of times, and it isn't funny now.

Stop having fun, guys. Because apparently that's what I've become. The guy who says that.

Nope, now you are in the quote pyramid too. We have assimilated you, one of us, one of us.

[~Neri]

The one with blood coagulation is probably the worst. It's nothing to do with suffering, it's just a biologist putting a droplet of snake venom into a petri dish of blood and the blood turns into a solid patty. Imagination does the rest to what it would do to a person's circulatory system.

This is on the right thread. I'm so glad there are no snakes here.

I heard there was a Metal Gear around here. Is it this "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress" thing?

Did you make an account just to make that joke?

..I think he did.

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver alt account into a well greased forum thread.

The tumorous growth of this quote pyramid is my current source of terror.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Feedin' the fire.

I refuse to let this die, even with a pin stuck in it.

Arise Pharaoh of Quotes. Lead your people to victory and glory!

No, we want none of this. It wasn't funny any of the first dozens of times, and it isn't funny now.

Stop having fun, guys. Because apparently that's what I've become. The guy who says that.

Nope, now you are in the quote pyramid too. We have assimilated you, one of us, one of us.

Welcome to the Pyramid. We have cookies.

[Sinlessmoon]

The one with blood coagulation is probably the worst. It's nothing to do with suffering, it's just a biologist putting a droplet of snake venom into a petri dish of blood and the blood turns into a solid patty. Imagination does the rest to what it would do to a person's circulatory system.

This is on the right thread. I'm so glad there are no snakes here.

I heard there was a Metal Gear around here. Is it this "Slaves to Armok: God of Blood, Chapter II: Dwarf Fortress" thing?

Did you make an account just to make that joke?

..I think he did.

There's nothing like the feeling of slamming a long, silver alt account into a well greased forum thread.

The tumorous growth of this quote pyramid is my current source of terror.

You ain't seen nothin' yet.

Feedin' the fire.

I refuse to let this die, even with a pin stuck in it.

Arise Pharaoh of Quotes. Lead your people to victory and glory!

No, we want none of this. It wasn't funny any of the first dozens of times, and it isn't funny now.

Stop having fun, guys. Because apparently that's what I've become. The guy who says that.

Nope, now you are in the quote pyramid too. We have assimilated you, one of us, one of us.

Welcome to the Pyramid. We have cookies.

The Pyramid is glorious, we will care for you here.

[~Neri]

Just gonna snip this quote pyramid out, it's a bit big.

[LordSlowpoke]

HUZZAH!

* LordSlowpoke fwoomps into thread

* LordSlowpoke sledgehammers their way into the heart of the pyramid

* LordSlowpoke snatches quote pharaoh's treasure

* LordSlowpoke absconds violently

[Descan]

I think LSP just kidnapped Loud Whispers...

[Arx]

pyramid schemes...are also forbidden on this forum.

Guys, this is against the forum rules! Because that's totally what that clause means!

[Sinlessmoon]

pyramid schemes...are also forbidden on this forum.

Guys, this is against the forum rules! Because that's totally what that clause means!

I hope toady can forgive us for our sins.

[SalmonGod]

I think LSP just kidnapped Loud Whispers...

...

I will now always read LordSlowPoke's posts in Lumpy Space Princess's voice.

[Sirus]

More seriously, I hear that quote pyramids can slow the forum down somewhat. Those big ones especially.

[MaximumZero]

It's especially painful to the forums when Toady has to remove them, from what I've read.

[Orange Wizard]

More seriously, I hear that quote pyramids can slow the forum down somewhat. Those big ones especially.

The background code for quotes is grossly inefficient, meaning that quote pyramids - as much as I want to join in with such nonsense - have a very good chance of bringing Toady's wrath down on us all in the form of permanent bans ^{[citation needed]}.
As such, I, like an Old Testament prophet, seek in vain to draw my fellow forumites back to the path of righteousness mostly keeping the rules and not horrifying Toady One The Great into nerfing certain game mechanics.

[Loud Whispers]

Also I was apparently kidnapped from within a quote pyramid. That is another downside.

[IronTomato]

I didn't know I was helping start a pyramid. I'm sowwy.

I was trying to do something beautiful, and it became a monster. ;_;

[Sinlessmoon]

Also I was apparently kidnapped from within a quote pyramid. That is another downside.

You have started everything, you are the prophet of the Pyramid.

ALL HAIL LOUD WHISPERS.