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[Loud Whispers]

I have chickens in my backyard. They're great for feeding the food you don't eat to. They love chicken.

Not cool dude.  That's pretty much how we got Mad Cow Disease.

That's -1000 Karma points for you :|

[lordcooper]

I never said I was right.

I have chickens in my backyard. They're great for feeding the food you don't eat to. They love chicken.

Not cool dude.  That's pretty much how we got Mad Cow Disease.

That's -1000 Karma points for you :|

This is Reddit now?

[Loud Whispers]

This is Reddit now?

I wouldn't know.

[MaximumZero]

I have chickens in my backyard. They're great for feeding the food you don't eat to. They love chicken.

Not cool dude.  That's pretty much how we got Mad Cow Disease.

Chickens are cannibals by choice anyway. One gets wounded? It becomes dinner for the rest of them.

[Guardian G.I.]

A civil defense siren at a factory near my home has suddenly turned on a few minutes ago.
Apparently someone at the factory has turned it on by mistake. Still, I was scared shitless.

[Hanslanda]

Chickens: Hey, you gonna eat that?

[Tellemurius]

A civil defense siren at a factory near my home has suddenly turned on a few minutes ago.
Apparently someone at the factory has turned it on by mistake. Still, I was scared shitless.

Jesus dude, people would be running to the hills if those bitches went off. Who was the idiot?

[RedKing]

Chickens: Hey, you gonna eat that?

Chicken are Kim Jong Un?

But yeah, I've seen a flock of chicken completely dismember and devour a field mouse in their run. While it was still alive. Hence, why I have no trouble believing they descended from velociraptors. One look in those cold, reptilian eyes and you just know they'd love to peck you to death if you weren't so damn big.

[DrPoo]

NOW CHICKENS SWAPPED SPOTS WITH XENOMORPHS ON MY LIST OF AWESOME ANIMALS

[penguinofhonor]

And all this makes me question why it is that I want to raise a small flock of chickens, which are essentially the end-product of dromeosaurid evolution.

Actually, that question just answered itself: Who wouldn't want their own flock of tiny, delicious velociraptors? 

I like my dinosaurs to be slightly more dangerous than chickens are. Maybe turkeys or geese or something. Those can get decently aggressive.

[Darvi]

Swans, perhaps?

[RedKing]

NOW CHICKENS SWAPPED SPOTS WITH XENOMORPHS ON MY LIST OF AWESOME ANIMALS

Clawed, leathery feet? Check.
Sharp, hooked beak used for stabbing? Check.
Eyes that would be at home on a reptilian killing machine?

Check.

[Loud Whispers]

Swans, perhaps?

If those tiny brains incapable of remorse housed within the evil skulls that grow attached to that monstrous body ever decide to rain furious death upon humanity's unbroken arms... Mercy to the survivors, them, and their broken arms.

[MaximumZero]

NOW CHICKENS SWAPPED SPOTS WITH XENOMORPHS ON MY LIST OF AWESOME ANIMALS

Clawed, leathery feet? Check.
Sharp, hooked beak used for stabbing? Check.
Eyes that would be at home on a reptilian killing machine?
Check.

Hilariously fun to punt over a chain link fence?
Check.

[Xantalos]

I can remember seeing a swan trying to drown duck before.
then there was the time one of them launched itself at my face whilst hissing.

Geese and turkeys, man. Geese and turkeys.