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[Zaerosz]

And so this thread turned to vorarephilia... Grown out of MLP then spiced up with Pokémon and roasted with dragonfire. We even ate the dragon.

I've now seen it all...

That said, let's do it some MOAR.

What oh come on. The vore was half a comment. This is NONSEXUAL discussion of eating most likely semisapient creatures.

[Yoink]

Yay, let's cut up an eat all those pokemon xD

That would be the greatest battle ever. "Today, we duel, using our pets. The winner's pet goes home to be safe, warm, loved, and well fed. The loser's pet...is eaten, by the winner."

Dude, that pretty much just describes cockfighting. Well, apart from the 'loved' part...

[SomeStupidGuy]

And so this thread turned to vorarephilia... Grown out of MLP then spiced up with Pokémon and roasted with dragonfire. We even ate the dragon.

I've now seen it all...

That said, let's do it some MOAR.

Can't a man try to eat a semi-intelligent giant bird without people turning it sexual?
Good sir or madam, your comments wound me.

[Slayerhero90]

All of my spore craetures are realistic-ish. I'VE GOT LIKE 50 DIFFERENT VELOCIRAPTORS! WANT SOME? OKAY! VELOCIRAPTORINYOURFACEATAHIGHVELOCIRAPTORTY!

[Nega]

Okay, so I woke up when the sky was starting to turn blue, getting ready to take a shower for school. I walk into the bathroom, turn the lights on- and then I see these black dots moving around in it. I go back to get my glasses, since I'm nearsighted, and then take a closer look. I instantly jump back and scream, seeing no less than six goddamned water-bugs... 

[Slayerhero90]

Mothman's cousin, Waterbugman, is coming for you!

[10ebbor10]

All of my spore craetures are realistic-ish. I'VE GOT LIKE 50 DIFFERENT VELOCIRAPTORS! WANT SOME? OKAY! VELOCIRAPTORINYOURFACEATAHIGHVELOCIRAPTORTY!

Fun fact: The velocirapter is was about the size of a large chicken(but with a ridiculous tail), and had feather. In fact it looks like some silly lizard-duck hybrid.

[RedKing]

But it had bigger cousins like Deinonychus and especially Achillobator.

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"Hi! I'm about to die horribly!"

[DeKaFu]

If you're looking for something from Jurassic Park, you want Deinonychus. It's like Velociraptor but is twice as big (3 feet tall instead of 1.5). It also would've had feathers though.

My personal favourite is one of their cousins, Microraptor gui. It had not only feathers, but fully formed wings. Four of them.

[RedKing]

And all this makes me question why it is that I want to raise a small flock of chickens, which are essentially the end-product of dromeosaurid evolution.

Actually, that question just answered itself: Who wouldn't want their own flock of tiny, delicious velociraptors? 

[Hanslanda]

As Blackwing, the Raven familiar of Vaarsuvius, once said, "I prefer to think of myself as an advanced flying stealth dinosaur."

[Slayerhero90]

I have chickens in my backyard. They're great for feeding the food you don't eat to. They love chicken.

[lordcooper]

I have chickens in my backyard. They're great for feeding the food you don't eat to. They love chicken.

Not cool dude.  That's pretty much how we got Mad Cow Disease.

[Slayerhero90]

Cows are herbivores. Chickens are ultravores. They eat plastic.

[kaijyuu]

I have chickens in my backyard. They're great for feeding the food you don't eat to. They love chicken.

Not cool dude.  That's pretty much how we got Mad Cow Disease.

Only if you're feeding them brains. Prions won't transfer from regular meat.