Had a wonderful night killing NPCs with my bro, made a few million in bounties on top of millions in looted goods and salvage, and as we were winding down from our latest conquest (some serpentis clone recruiter) we see another player appear in the local chat, and his status tells us he's just killed someone. So we pop up our directional scanners to get a sense of what we're dealing with and decide whether to run or fight.
The only ship on my scanners is an ibis - the caldari faction rookie ship - and some combat scanner probes. So we immediately say fuck it, let's see what Mr. Toughguy and his rookie ship with one high slot occupied by a scanner can actually do. We've both got destroyers with tier 2 guns after all. I legit wanted to see the mythical rookie pvp ganking ibis fit in action. Imagine our surprise when what at first looks like a battle cruiser warps in right on top of us and instantly opens fire, destroying my brother in seemed like less than 5 seconds. I was utterly baffled when he said "that's it, I'm dead;" I had only just sicced my drones and blasters on the target.
I managed to get three salvos in of my own, but not enough time for my brain to really register what I was witnessing. His ship was called a Hecate, I had busted through his shields as I was literally ramming him and my blasters were firing point blank zero relative velocity, I think I made a hole in his armor but I don't know how much, suddenly my ship is gone, my drones stop firing, I don't know what to do next and before ive really decided I need to run, the screen goes white and cuts to a view of my body floating in space.
And then I'm twenty-five jumps away in a station I could have sworn was not set to my home station. And over the course of five minutes we both start to realize we fucked up, and it would have been impossible to win that fight. But we rose to the challenge because we thought a little birdy was all that was threatening us, instead of a real OP tier 3 menace. My bro didn't even get the chance to fire.
it was eve online. We really aren't prepared for pvp
I've come to realize the ibis was probably someone who logged out while their ship was in space, so it was just floating around somewhere. Fuck, we should have run. But at least our ships were worth less than we made ratting.