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Author Topic: How did you last die?  (Read 2374635 times)

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7425 on: November 18, 2012, 07:22:35 pm »
levitate 1pt for 30 secs in 15ft on target.  run like hell (or levitate yourself) to the center and wait for him to fall into the magma.  Do be aware he is immune to magma, though.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7426 on: November 18, 2012, 11:26:03 pm »
Okay, so I build a small fortress with ramparts.  I look out from the finished product and notice I can't see past the trees.  Rather than make it bigger I decide to strip the trees.  Chopity chop chp, choppa style chip chop, a creeper falls from an apparent gap in a large tree and kaboom.  A wtf moment.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7427 on: November 19, 2012, 01:59:41 pm »
It was the end of the round. I had executed a traitor, and taken the evidence with me onto the security pod. Not wanting it to go to waste, I detonated it when the round was just about to restart.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7428 on: November 19, 2012, 04:26:17 pm »
An invisible hill orc. Why was it invisible, out of the 20 perfectly non-invisible hill orcs on that level? The world may never know.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7429 on: November 19, 2012, 07:48:29 pm »
Drank from a poisoned chalice, was shot through the head, and driven over the edge of a cliff, in about that order.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7430 on: November 19, 2012, 07:56:51 pm »
RA-RA-RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN QUEEN PAIN AND TORTURE
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7431 on: November 19, 2012, 08:58:18 pm »
Not so much died as in losing but it still kind of counts.

My empire had been coming along quite nicely: I'd researched a number of population-boosting techs, I was mass-producing colony ships for a surge of expansion, I had integrated a few alien species into my civ (Leaving them on their home planets, but still.). I'd even managed to colonize a planet with a Snowflake nest, so I had a fairly steady stream of self-refueling mobile death. When suddenly WHAM! Large Snowflake out of nowhere. It's been pummeling every ship I throw at it, and it's cut off a few systems from the rest of my empire, generally screwing over terraforming efforts and infrastructure development.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7432 on: November 19, 2012, 09:40:02 pm »
After multiple ambushes by carniverous plants it seems I had developed some wounds to my arms and head. I was running in a panic like a wussy from another plant ambush when I become aware of the fact my "head is bleeding rather badly" and I'm afraid I'd bleed out. Unsure of what to do, I pray to the god Valpacus, who I found a shrine to earlier and whom I had read several holy books about him and had offered a copper axe to, to please him.

In my hour of most desperate need, the King of Gods felt I still wasn't yet worthy of him, but decided he could at least solve my head injury.

"Valpurus smites you with a small hammer."
"Your head is severed off!"

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7433 on: November 20, 2012, 02:27:16 am »
Quote from: Mr Space Cat on November 19, 2012, 09:40:02 pm
After multiple ambushes by carniverous plants it seems I had developed some wounds to my arms and head. I was running in a panic like a wussy from another plant ambush when I become aware of the fact my "head is bleeding rather badly" and I'm afraid I'd bleed out. Unsure of what to do, I pray to the god Valpacus, who I found a shrine to earlier and whom I had read several holy books about him and had offered a copper axe to, to please him.

In my hour of most desperate need, the King of Gods felt I still wasn't yet worthy of him, but decided he could at least solve my head injury.

"Valpurus smites you with a small hammer."
"Your head is severed off!"

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Yeah never pray to Valpurus the frog until he deems you his champion. Otherwise he'll whack you with a hammer or summon an angel who'll slice ya up.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7434 on: November 20, 2012, 02:54:02 am »
Myself and three friends land our helicopter at a crashed helicopter. As we creep up to check out what guns may be found, zombies start crawling around us. I throw a smoke grenade to distract them, and from the distance I hear *whoomph whoomph whoomph whoomph* of chopper blades. I called out "HELI!" and everyone scatters. I watch two of my comrades get mowed down, and the other follows shortly thereafter, but he fires a clip and a half of his FN FAL into the chopper. With their chopper badly damaged, the other survivors land and begin to comb through my friends bodies. As I sneak through the woods and try to take the three out that killed my friends, they notice the zombie following me and get in the helicopter chaingun, shooting it and taking my head off. After I ran back to the bodies and the choppers after I re-spawned, I found out that they crashed into trees upon trying to take off in my group's chopper and one of them died. I cobbled together weapons and armaments from my dead enemy and my friends, and fixed the engine block and rear rotor of the other survivors original chopper, and then took off to find fresh supplies.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7435 on: November 20, 2012, 05:23:38 pm »
Okay. Wandering through a dungeon, I find a mace, "Turox", that is broken. Very nearby, I find a scroll of repair. It is repaired, and I find that it does good damage at the cost of some accuracy. I go and bash in the skull of a hedgehog and find that it also causes MAGICAL EXPLOSIONS. I am killed immediately.

Why would you ever create a MELEE weapon that causes explosions?

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7436 on: November 20, 2012, 05:25:18 pm »
Because awesome?
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7437 on: November 20, 2012, 05:55:37 pm »
Quote from: Smashness on November 20, 2012, 05:23:38 pm
Okay. Wandering through a dungeon, I find a mace, "Turox", that is broken. Very nearby, I find a scroll of repair. It is repaired, and I find that it does good damage at the cost of some accuracy. I go and bash in the skull of a hedgehog and find that it also causes MAGICAL EXPLOSIONS. I am killed immediately.

Why would you ever create a MELEE weapon that causes explosions?

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I'm pretty sure you found Sauron's mace from the opening of Fellowship of the Ring.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7438 on: November 20, 2012, 05:58:10 pm »
Quote from: Smashness on November 20, 2012, 05:23:38 pm
Okay. Wandering through a dungeon, I find a mace, "Turox", that is broken. Very nearby, I find a scroll of repair. It is repaired, and I find that it does good damage at the cost of some accuracy. I go and bash in the skull of a hedgehog and find that it also causes MAGICAL EXPLOSIONS. I am killed immediately.

Why would you ever create a MELEE weapon that causes explosions?

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Well now you know why it was broken.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #7439 on: November 20, 2012, 06:05:36 pm »
Quote from: Smashness on November 20, 2012, 05:23:38 pm
Okay. Wandering through a dungeon, I find a mace, "Turox", that is broken. Very nearby, I find a scroll of repair. It is repaired, and I find that it does good damage at the cost of some accuracy. I go and bash in the skull of a hedgehog and find that it also causes MAGICAL EXPLOSIONS. I am killed immediately.

Why would you ever create a MELEE weapon that causes explosions?

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The solution is to replace your body with rubies.
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