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The Merchant Of Menace

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4935 on: February 17, 2012, 03:11:24 pm »

Oh hey this thread now has 100 pages full of death and misery.
331 pages. Get it right.
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Your pathetic 15 posts per page don't count. You spend more time loading new pages with paltry amounts of posts on them than you do reading the forums.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4936 on: February 17, 2012, 03:18:04 pm »

331 pages. Get it right.
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Don't tell me you also use the core theme.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4937 on: February 17, 2012, 03:20:05 pm »

Ah, but I hit higher pages faster, which means I can spout memes like "It's over SPARTAAAAAAA" and "This! Is! 9000!" sooner :P
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4938 on: February 17, 2012, 03:48:50 pm »

Your pathetic 15 posts per page don't count. You spend more time loading new pages with paltry amounts of posts on them than you do reading the forums.
On the other hand, the actual difference in loading time is very little since the only difference in loading time is loading the UI of the forums several times. Posts will still take the same amount of time to load.

Also, 15 pages vs 50 pages is like calmly eating like a gentleman vs choking on an intact hamburger that you're shoving down your throat. :P

Don't tell me you also use the core theme.
I don't believe the core theme has anything to do with it. The theme just determines the look of the forum. The post count per page is entirely separate.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4939 on: February 17, 2012, 04:28:29 pm »

Don't tell me you also use the core theme.
I don't believe the core theme has anything to do with it. The theme just determines the look of the forum. The post count per page is entirely separate.
Yes, but for some strange reason some people complain if you don't use the darkling theme.
I use the default theme, and see no problem with it.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4940 on: February 17, 2012, 04:39:17 pm »

I've noticed that too. I think it's just because they want to feel superior in a way because there is literally no reason why they should complain.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4941 on: February 17, 2012, 04:44:04 pm »

It's up to the individual, I'd say, but I prefer Darkling because I have poor vision and it's easier on my eyes. Anyway, death. Dwarf Fortress, zombie mob. Do NOT raid necromancer towers unprepared. I had over 200 notable kills off that tower alone by the time they took me down. @_@
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4942 on: February 17, 2012, 04:46:57 pm »

What are you all talking about? There's merely 100 pages here. :D
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4943 on: February 17, 2012, 05:08:43 pm »

Don't tell me you also use the core theme.
I don't believe the core theme has anything to do with it. The theme just determines the look of the forum. The post count per page is entirely separate.
Yes, but for some strange reason some people complain if you don't use the darkling theme.
I use the default theme, and see no problem with it.
People complain? O.o I use darkling, but that's just because I like webpages to be.. dark, white backgrounds make my eyes hurt.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4944 on: February 17, 2012, 05:45:03 pm »

All the cool kids are supposed to use darkling.  Pre-forum move and all that.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4945 on: February 18, 2012, 02:04:57 pm »

First planet-to-planet landing assault was a dismal failure, despite teleporting SAS and lolicyborgninjas to disable their laser turrets ahead of time. Second assault was much more massive, around twenty transports. Before I even launch the assault, my capships and corvettes are getting laser-bombed by the enemy planetary fighters. In space. While there is an exploit in the game that probably allows this(there certainly is one that allows you to move atmospheric craft through space), it's normally reasonable to assume the game's AI is usually not aware of these things, let alone blatantly exploits them.

But I digress. The landing went relatively well. I pushed through their city, leaving them with about 4 military production facilities southeast of my army's position. Then, from a very small patch of Fog-of-War southwest of my forces, with absolutely no buildings(Library of Alexandria, motherf*ckers), a massive army of tanks and infantry pops up, destroys ALL my AA missile tanks, before being ripped apart by my battered-but-still-large assault force. Then a whole shitload of space fighters, more than can possibly have fit on the carriers that launched them, begins bombing the hell out of my assault force. No AA = no defense against fighters, and they already nuked all my AA infantry. By the time I can get my space fleet over to take out the carriers and fighters, I have only one single tank left out of a force of about 100 infantry, 60 tanks, about 60 or so artillery(both field guns and heavy artillery), about 15-20 mechs. I still won, having killed all of their citizens and buildings, so that all that was left was to mop up their remaining space turrets and scattered transports, but I still think the cost was a bit much.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4946 on: February 18, 2012, 06:39:42 pm »

So I go into a castle with my elf demigod, recruit a pikeman, head down into the dungeons. I cut through a human crossbowman with an alder sword, and by this point I'm feeling pretty good about my character. I oh-so-cautiously edge my way through a closed door and the moment I'm through another crossbowman has skewered my guts. I pull back, vomiting all the way. I think 'oh, the pikeman will take care of this as I recover'. Yeah, right. After the pikeman and I are both unconscious on the same tile, the crossbowman takes turns bludgeoning each of us to death with his crossbow, not even bothering to put us out of our misery by shooting us.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4947 on: February 18, 2012, 11:43:47 pm »

I was bored and saw a few tame animals standing around being domestic and such. I hadn't been in any fights for a long time so I attacked one. One conga line of bloodthirsty animals later I managed to swim over a river and throw rocks and bugs at them. It was getting late so I decided to find a place to rest for the night. Bad plan. The first house I found had a fisher and potter. After a while I managed to take both down sustaining some pretty bad wounds. I decided to go into the nearest house I saw and sleep off my horrible wounds. I pop open the door and 6 people were waiting inside polishing their weapons. It didn't take long for my eggshell soft skull to be caved in.
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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4948 on: February 19, 2012, 07:43:14 am »

I just got my baroness, and died in the noobish way possible:  My river froze for half the year, and I ran out of booze.  Everyone died of thirst within a couple weeks of each other.  Nobody could even make it to the still in time.

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Re: How did you last die?
« Reply #4949 on: February 19, 2012, 08:16:41 am »

I just got my baroness, and died in the noobish way possible:  My river froze for half the year, and I ran out of booze.  Everyone died of thirst within a couple weeks of each other.  Nobody could even make it to the still in time.

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Adventure mode does not seem to like me this update. Wish I knew how to fix it :|
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