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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 273696 times)

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #840 on: August 10, 2014, 09:41:10 pm »

"The Sea of Brews"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #841 on: August 11, 2014, 04:29:09 pm »

A slab labeled "Woe unto any that disturb the resting place of Par Ucidaseb / The War Leader is with Bolli Loli but watches still."

EDIT: Also, "Fataldeath the Grave of Bones", a night creature cave, and two adventurers whose last names are Spiraledspear and Humorhammer.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #842 on: August 11, 2014, 04:54:35 pm »

My first militia squad randomly rolled the name "The Creative Disembowelers". Quite appropriate to DF's combat mechanics, I think.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #843 on: August 13, 2014, 10:57:13 am »

A human civilization known as "The Realm of Taxing."
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #844 on: August 13, 2014, 10:17:44 pm »

My fort is called goldenfingers, so I renamed my expedition leader to urist mcbond.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #845 on: August 14, 2014, 10:50:17 pm »

My parent civ is called the Odorous Crypt.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #846 on: August 15, 2014, 06:11:37 pm »

Sometimes it all fits together:  the wicked ogre Mudo Urnburies the Death of Ashes.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #847 on: August 17, 2014, 06:04:34 am »

My local dorf government decided to call itself "The Weak Town"

Let's hope it doesn't live up to its name
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #848 on: August 17, 2014, 02:09:10 pm »

My current world in 40.08 is weird (at war with The Elves who Don't Do Anything, goblins who never show up, dead liaison who never once came)  so I created a new world.  In history, I have a dwarf named Asmel MinedMinds and one named  Sarvesh Kisschannel.  If he goes around banging every dwarfette he meets and sticking out his tongue, I'll agree that he's at least channeling Gene Simmons.

Also, a place called The Hill of Leprosy.  Make your own jokes.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #849 on: August 19, 2014, 02:13:31 am »

So, I embarked in an area downstream from a place where a river splits in two, so this area is situated just between two river streams. It's a grand hill, with one stream flowing through it, and another one in a canyon about 20 z-levels below. The upper stream comes close to the canyon at one point, so that's where I've started to build a wooden longhouse... and block it off with a grand wooden wall, one edge to the river, and another to the canyon.
So, that's the main feature of my site. A wall between a river and a canyon, protecting a new fortress from intruders....

The randomly generated fortress name is Strangerblockades.
The founding group is named The Combined Cloisters.
And the civilization? The Walls of Controlling.

Now all that isn't hilarious, but extremely cool and fitting. :)
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #850 on: August 20, 2014, 06:17:10 pm »

First artifact in my fort is called the Joys of Dangling. It's a yak bone pick with an image of horned melon vines on it.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #851 on: August 22, 2014, 06:16:00 pm »

I just made a world with Lazy Newb Pack for 40.09 and got the Deserts of Raining (then why is it a desert?) and the Invisible Desert.

Now I'm picturing one of those cat memes with "INVISIBLE DESERT"
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #852 on: August 22, 2014, 06:55:43 pm »

My current fort sojourned from the great dwarven civilization: The Oily Razor.

If my civ was named that, I'd probably find a reason to sojourn somewhere else.

Our outpost is named "TradeBowl."  We have a nice football competition, but the trophy is kinda crap.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #853 on: August 22, 2014, 08:07:46 pm »

I just made a world with Lazy Newb Pack for 40.09 and got the Deserts of Raining (then why is it a desert?) a
It's constantly raining, all the time. But drops of water fall in excess of over two meters apart if they ever fall at the same time, and it's often minutes or even hours between when a square meter of area receives a drop of water. This culminates to just under the limit for rain water per year to classify it as a desert.
So you could walk out in the nude and not have any water touch your skin over a 10 hour hike, despite it constantly raining and you not having an umbrella. If a drop does happen to hit you, it's not something that's so rare that you cry tears of joy over, though.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #854 on: August 29, 2014, 11:45:59 am »

Just generated a world in Masterwork. The names of regions are all oddly sexual.

  • The Steamy Forests
  • The Squirting Hills
  • The Wet Forests
  • The Hill Of Tins
  • The Hill Of Depths
  • The Desert Of Racks
  • The Dune Of Breaching
  • The Glacier Of Busts

Also one's called The Wastes Of Profanity.
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