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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 281193 times)

IronTomato

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #855 on: September 09, 2014, 10:31:35 am »

Ocean named The Sea of Pregnancy.
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« Reply #856 on: September 09, 2014, 02:23:06 pm »

Well, I haven't had any particularly silly place names (somewhat silly, but not enough), except for...

THE. TOWER. OF. PREGNANCY.

Innuendo aside (tall hard tower!) that is NSFW.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #857 on: September 18, 2014, 09:53:19 am »

I've had fort names such as "Strokedtrumpet", "Safetyclasp", "Carnagecrafts", and "Moistenedchannel". With settler groups such as "The Romantic Sack", "The Large Tower", "The Considerate Knives", and "The Wet Salves". My friends and I like to make extravagant titles for said forts, and we ce up with things like "Moistenedchannel the Confederacy of Bathing" and "Strokedtrumpet the Fleshy White Meat-Hammers of Children".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #858 on: September 18, 2014, 12:34:20 pm »

I've gotten stuck on using the same group name now, was telling the gf about it, she doesn't play but loves hearing about all the awful stuff going on in the game, and I mentioned that one of the dorfs had lost a friend, a pet, and been burned horribly, but wasn't too bummed because they had a really nice adamantine door for their bedroom (was a fort from the cookbook thread with a 65 z candycane, so I just dug in and set up shop inside it, weeee) and she loved the "admired own amazing door lately" snippet.

So now I poke at the random generator until it gives me something related to portals or doors usually, and then use Avaltun, "The Lovely Doors" for the group name.
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« Reply #859 on: September 19, 2014, 08:25:12 pm »

Loveglove...

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« Reply #860 on: September 20, 2014, 09:38:55 am »

anvilbanks. in the civilization of banked anvils.
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« Reply #861 on: September 20, 2014, 07:11:43 pm »

1 dwarven civ in the whole world. "The relic of sieges". kinda cool.
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« Reply #862 on: September 20, 2014, 08:46:34 pm »

Recently genned a Masterwork world that contained a single ocean; 'The Pointy Squid'.  So of course I immediately went looking for a beach embark.  Found a good-looking stretch of coast near a Succubus stronghold, 'The Orbs Of Distracting'.  Unfortunately the game crashed and I lost the world :(

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« Reply #863 on: September 21, 2014, 07:48:08 am »

I was messing around in the arena, and I got "Giant Sperm Whale 1 Cobarosti", aka Giant Sperm Whale Moralbreaches. It bit off the head of the human ("Keeperrice") I was using to explore the adventure mode system.
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« Reply #864 on: September 24, 2014, 01:19:56 am »

A peasant whose last name is Iddeler.
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« Reply #865 on: September 24, 2014, 01:37:25 am »

A peasant whose last name is Iddeler.
"Iddeler? But I hardly even know 'er!"

I know the joke is it's a peasant w/ a name that sounds like 'Idler".
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #866 on: September 24, 2014, 04:11:07 pm »

A mood had just resulted in a whip called Chastity Reward.

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« Reply #867 on: September 25, 2014, 03:52:30 am »

Chastity Reward... Awesome name! ;D

The second name of one of my marksdwarfes translates to "Visecities". I guess, his name is pronounced exactly like "Vice City's", and I suspect that his previous employment might have been sharpshooter in organized crime.  ;)
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« Reply #868 on: September 26, 2014, 02:46:55 pm »

My goblin neighbors are known as "The Malignant Monsters".

This is apparently what they call themselves, not just what everyone else calls them.
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« Reply #869 on: September 26, 2014, 07:42:03 pm »

MWDF civ names for the kobolds; The Cheerful Chip, Succubus; The Dipped Evil, and the goblins called The Swampy Evils. The Succusbus and Goblins have stolen about 10 children in half a year right now and it will keep growing right now. The Cheerful Chip shall prevail in these times of kidnapping!
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