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Author Topic: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation  (Read 281272 times)

Valikdu

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #870 on: October 01, 2014, 11:55:49 am »
Now there's a bed named Morose Scandal.

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« Reply #871 on: October 27, 2014, 07:38:03 am »
Ano"n Satinbunny, a deity.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #872 on: October 27, 2014, 05:14:08 pm »
 I had a fortress named Musicalseduction
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« Reply #873 on: October 27, 2014, 06:01:01 pm »
The adventurer "Boypraises" from the hamlet of "Watchsnuggles".

Err...
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« Reply #874 on: October 27, 2014, 10:55:18 pm »
I had a world, which sadly did not fit my needs, in which a major river was named 'The Seductions of Assaulting'.  Only a dwarf could put those two together ... only a dwarf.

Perhaps even better, this world had a single volcano.  It was named, unless the abbreviation was inaccurate, 'The Rages of S.h.i.t.t.i.n.g.' 

I was speechless. 
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #875 on: October 28, 2014, 12:48:17 am »
Quote from: Jebediah` on October 27, 2014, 06:01:01 pm
The adventurer "Boypraises" from the hamlet of "Watchsnuggles".

Err...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #876 on: October 28, 2014, 01:16:15 am »
After a polite discussion with local rivals, Onul Whippedbrains has claimed the position of king of The Wires of Quickness.

Well I saved this message.
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« Reply #877 on: October 29, 2014, 02:03:32 am »
A strange mood got me this the other day:

"This is a perfect yellow spessartine. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of oval cut yellow spessartines."

My gemcutter promptly named it The Failed Cat.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #878 on: October 29, 2014, 08:49:12 pm »
Just had dwarf liason tell me of a leader somewhere called Boatsteamy. Pretty cool.

Quote from: Djinternet on October 29, 2014, 02:03:32 am
A strange mood got me this the other day:

"This is a perfect yellow spessartine. All craftdwarfship is of the highest quality. It is encircled with bands of oval cut yellow spessartines."

My gemcutter promptly named it The Failed Cat.

Well, at least he tried...
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #879 on: October 29, 2014, 10:09:01 pm »
My legendary mason is named Risen Loverstaff.

Also, my current adventurer is named Shanum Whiskeychant the Bearded Naughtiness of Avalanches.

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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #880 on: October 30, 2014, 12:07:12 pm »
Quote from: Zorromorph on October 27, 2014, 10:55:18 pm
I had a world, which sadly did not fit my needs, in which a major river was named 'The Seductions of Assaulting'.  Only a dwarf could put those two together ... only a dwarf.

Perhaps even better, this world had a single volcano.  It was named, unless the abbreviation was inaccurate, 'The Rages of S.h.i.t.t.i.n.g.' 

I was speechless.

Seriously?  :o
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #881 on: October 30, 2014, 05:08:01 pm »
So i got an artifact shale throne named "The Odorous Jail"
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« Reply #882 on: October 30, 2014, 06:52:10 pm »
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Seriously?  :o

Seriously.  I just stared at the screen for a moment.  Unfortunate that I couldn't use the world(don't have it anymore, deleted as it was 40.13 and I've gone to 40.14). 

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So i got an artifact shale throne named "The Odorous Jail"

Pretty darn ... descriptive.  Too descriptive, if you ask me. 
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #883 on: October 31, 2014, 12:29:19 am »
Quote from: Zorromorph on October 30, 2014, 06:52:10 pm
Quote from: TheHossOfMoss
Seriously?  :o
Seriously.  I just stared at the screen for a moment.  Unfortunate that I couldn't use the world(don't have it anymore, deleted as it was 40.13 and I've gone to 40.14).
It was probably "Shutting". The vowels are the first to go in an abbreviation.
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Re: Hilarious Civ/Dwarf/Fortress/other Names Compilation
« Reply #884 on: October 31, 2014, 12:51:42 am »
Yeah, there's no such verb unless you are playing some mod.
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