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[Sheb]

So I won, didn't I? I mean, I got my trophy!


Go back home, thinking about the amazing sexual possibilities offered by an animated armor, and trying to find someone to try them with.

[Lemunde]

I wrap myself in the bear skin and run back to the forest yelling "BEHOLD! I AM THE GOD OF WIND! FEAR MY POWER!"

[Jack A T]

TURN 12

To the gunpowder storage room!

[6] You find a SECRET DOOR!  It leads to the library.  Which has a secret door that leads to the gunpowder storage room.  Said storage room is almost empty, though.

Exclaim, in a loud and domineering voice: 'You will eat that and you will like it, and you better have eaten it before I come back!'
Then, run back to my boar and ride it to the secret storage room, looking for the trophy mug.

“I can't eat it without the cup!”
You grab your boar, charge through the door of the storage room, and...someone's stealing the trophy.  Said person is in really heavy armor.  And he has a sledgehammer.

I go in the castle, looking for jewellery.

[4] You search the building, eventually locating a nice ring someone dropped in a hallway.

Go back home, thinking about the amazing sexual possibilities offered by an animated armor, and trying to find someone to try them with.

You attempt to go back home, but some boar rider charges in and blocks the door.

I wrap myself in the bear skin and run back to the forest yelling "BEHOLD! I AM THE GOD OF WIND! FEAR MY POWER!"

With all the guards either dead or focusing on the chaos over at the mayor's house, you easily escape the town, opening the gates on the way.  Your clan celebrates your victory.

AI Dorten, recognizing that the gates are open, enters Mopcreek, and goes home.  His family shows much joy in his return.  (yeah, there wasn't much I could do to stop a victory from here)

Meanwhile, outside Mopcreek, one troll, Pururf, appears on a cliff, and accidentally drops his laptop, smashing it in half.

Inside Mopcreek, a thief called Samuel breaks into a guardhouse, and finds it empty. 

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, soul-stealing rapier (unstable), 4 empty soul storage gems, nice ring
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife, giant boar
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor
Injuries: -1 to many physical rolls! Light right leg stab wound, moderate torso bruises, two broken ribs, bruised face

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing, Trophy, Magic Sledgehammer, Magic Armor
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Dwarf Midget
Name: Pururf
Song: Chrystamanthequins
Race: Troll
Gender: M
Skills: Electronics (1), Rayguns (1), Sylladex Use (1), Intimidation (-1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, strife specibus (raygunkind), one stungun (allocated to strife deck), laptop (broken)
History: You are A TROLL.  You have a LOVE OF TECHNOLOGY, and wanted to TRAVEL THROUGH WORLDS.  You managed to do so, but it did not work as planned.  To be exact, it was uncontrolled and you forgot a lot of important items, including your SYLLADEX.  Luckily, you remember that YOU HAVE ARMS.
Mission: Build a new trans-world-porter-thingy

maxicaxi
Name:Samuel
Song:Black
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Lockpicking (1), Pocketpicking (1), Nosepicking (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Dark clothing, lockpicks, stiletto
History: A long time ago, your mentor taught you everything about criminal survival on the streets of Mopcreek that he knew, all with one goal: to have you become a member of the Midnight Crew.  Or maybe it was “make her a member of the Midnight Crew.”  Or maybe it was just evil laughter.  You can't really remember.  In fact, you're not sure what your mentor meant.  Bit late, now, seeing how he was assassinated a few years ago.  Well, you've survived, but you want more than what you have.
Mission: Find out what the Midnight Crew is, and join it

[maxicaxi]

Fade out of sight, becoming invisible

[Sheb]

Say to boar rider: "Hey, wanna do something with my hard shaft? And I'm not talking about the sledgehammer's."

[ExKirby]

Find something highly flammable and easily spreadable!

[Blackdutchie]

Order boar to "Do something with the hard shaft", and sneakily steal the cup while the armoured lad is busy.
And take stolen cup to mayor for mushroom consumption

[Frajic]

Avoid being seen while looking through the town for anything that might be useful for building the machine.

I don't like that sentence.

[Ottofar]

I Find people that are asleep. Proceed to Steal souls.

[Jack A T]

TURN 13

Fade out of sight, becoming invisible

You realize that invisibility is not one of your great skills and abilities.  [5] However, you do manage to blend in somewhat well with the shadows, you think.

Say to boar rider: "Hey, wanna do something with my hard shaft? And I'm not talking about the sledgehammer's."

You do so.  You find it rather hard to seduce people when your sheer attractiveness can't be seen, though.

Find something highly flammable and easily spreadable!

[1] You find some easily spreadable fireproof Fire-Guard magical spread, and spread it, but you find it impossible to set on fire.

Order boar to "Do something with the hard shaft", and sneakily steal the cup while the armoured lad is busy.
And take stolen cup to mayor for mushroom consumption

You order the boar to do something with the hard shaft.  It fails to break the sledgehammer.  [4+1] However, with Sheb distracted, you snatch the trophy and run to the mayor.  The mayor is extremely happy to see the trophy, stuffs the mushroom into it, and eats it.  He stands.  “And so I rise again.  My armor is still ready in the storeroom, right?”  You tell him about the armored trophy thief.  “...Oh my.  You deal with him, I'll take out the rebellion.”  The mayor leaps through the wall, and starts beating up rebels.  (yes, you were right about the great warrior-mayor thing)

Avoid being seen while looking through the town for anything that might be useful for building the machine.

You enter Mopcreek.  [4] You start sneaking around, searching for useful items.  Somehow, you don't get spotted.  [4]  On one of the many corpses you find in the area, you find a small knife.

I Find people that are asleep. Proceed to Steal souls.

[3] You start searching the mayor's house for sleeping people.  No luck so far, but if you keep working, you might find something.

Spoiler: Players (click to show/hide)

Ottofar
Name: Olaf
Song: Sympathy for the Devil
Race: Humanish
Gender: M
Skills: Soul-Stealing (1), Swords (1), Blood/Soul Magic (2), Disguise (2), Sandwichmaking (-6)
Equipment: Ritual supplies, guard uniform, soul-stealing rapier (unstable), 4 empty soul storage gems, nice ring
History: You are secretly a worshipper of the Devil.  So...yeah.  You joined the guards to look nice, get combat training, and gain the ability to break in to peoples' houses more easily.  You know how to bring powerful evils to the world through the use of blood and souls.  What you don't know is how to make a sandwich.  That won't matter much, however, when Mopcreek is destroyed.
Mission: Destroy Mopcreek

Blackdutchie
Name: Ulli
Song: Ursvamp - Fintroll
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Wilderness Lore (1), Knives (1), Sneaking (1)
Equipment: Light clothing, hunting knife, giant boar
History: You are one of the mayor's own adventurers.  The mayor is horribly sick.  You have been sent to locate an ancient mushroom thought to be the only cure for the mayor's disease.  The mushroom is thought to be guarded by trolls.  Good luck.
Mission: Bring mushroom to mayor
Injuries: -1 to many physical rolls! Light right leg stab wound, moderate torso bruises, two broken ribs, bruised face

Sheb
Name:Sheb
Song: Ding ding dong
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Seduction (5), Brawling (1), Sneaking (-4), Weaponized Seduction (1)
Equipment: Clothing, Magic Sledgehammer, Magic Armor
History: You are officially the most attractive man in Mopcreek.  You have slept with more women than you can count.  One of them stole your priceless Most Attractive Man in Mopcreek trophy.
Mission: Recover the trophy

ExKirby
Name: Alexander
Song: Holiday
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Axes (1), Stealth (1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, hatchet, bandages, inspiring revolutionary banner/cloak (+1 to persuading rebels)
History: You have become tired of the mayor's incompetence.  You are tired of watching him send adventurers to die.  You're angry.  Angry enough to start a rebellion.
Mission: Rebel, kill the mayor

Dwarf Midget
Name: Pururf
Song: Chrystamanthequins
Race: Troll
Gender: M
Skills: Electronics (1), Rayguns (1), Sylladex Use (1), Intimidation (-1), Persuasion (1)
Equipment: Clothing, strife specibus (raygunkind), one stungun (allocated to strife deck), laptop (broken), small knife
History: You are A TROLL.  You have a LOVE OF TECHNOLOGY, and wanted to TRAVEL THROUGH WORLDS.  You managed to do so, but it did not work as planned.  To be exact, it was uncontrolled and you forgot a lot of important items, including your SYLLADEX.  Luckily, you remember that YOU HAVE ARMS.
Mission: Build a new trans-world-porter-thingy

maxicaxi
Name:Samuel
Song:Black
Race: Human
Gender: M
Skills: Lockpicking (1), Pocketpicking (1), Nosepicking (1), Sneaking (1), Knives (1)
Equipment: Dark clothing, lockpicks, stiletto
History: A long time ago, your mentor taught you everything about criminal survival on the streets of Mopcreek that he knew, all with one goal: to have you become a member of the Midnight Crew.  Or maybe it was “make her a member of the Midnight Crew.”  Or maybe it was just evil laughter.  You can't really remember.  In fact, you're not sure what your mentor meant.  Bit late, now, seeing how he was assassinated a few years ago.  Well, you've survived, but you want more than what you have.
Mission: Find out what the Midnight Crew is, and join it

[Sheb]

Run to the mayor's room and offer to trade the armor for the trophy. Alternatively, crush balckdutchie's skull.

[maxicaxi]

Fade out of sight, becoming invisible

[Blackdutchie]

Trade now-worthless-to-cause cup for armour. Report to mayor about regained armour.

[Ottofar]

Carry on searchin' n' stealin'

[Frajic]

Find paper, and draw plans for recreating the machine.