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[Egan_BW]

That's really terrible because those MRI machines are really expensive, I hope the bullet didn't damage it.

Thankfully handgun rounds usually can't get all the way through a body~

[pisskop]

Is it even a magnet if it can't decelerate a bullet?

[Flying Dice]

-disregard-

[Sirus]

Should probably also avoid drunkposting, too. It's not illegal but it can be somewhat embarrassing.

[Flying Dice]

Probably. But god today was just a slap in the face. Love serving the public but some days it's beyond words.

[Sirus]

Well, the rest of us appreciate the good work you're doing. That probably doesn't mean a lot, coming from internet strangers.

[Frumple]

... didn't I see comment elsewhere you were working library, too, FD? I mostly manage to avoid dealing with the actual public these days, but... still. I can only imagine what used to be behind that post :V

[hector13]

Multiple OD’d addicts, basically.

[Great Order]

That's really terrible because those MRI machines are really expensive, I hope the bullet didn't damage it.

Thankfully handgun rounds usually can't get all the way through a body~

Ironically worse for the person most of the time since it means all the energy is dispersed into the tissue and causes trauma though.

But if you turn up to an MRI with a handgun? You deserve to be shot in the leg just a bit.

[EuchreJack]

Hahaha this is probably old news, and I know I shouldn't laugh...but apparently, somehow, a guy wore a gun into an MRI machine, and the magnetic field was strong enough to pull the trigger so it killed him 

Darwin award?

Best part: He was a Lawyer.

[Great Order]

Hahaha this is probably old news, and I know I shouldn't laugh...but apparently, somehow, a guy wore a gun into an MRI machine, and the magnetic field was strong enough to pull the trigger so it killed him 

Darwin award?

Best part: He was a Lawyer.

"These loud banging sounds are yet another reason why it’s a bad idea to take an MRI scanner into a movie theater."

Well, there go my plans for this evening.

[Flying Dice]

... didn't I see comment elsewhere you were working library, too, FD? I mostly manage to avoid dealing with the actual public these days, but... still. I can only imagine what used to be behind that post :V

Multiple OD’d addicts, basically.

One opioid/fent OD at ~9:30 AM, two more simultaneously at ~11:00 AM, screaming methhead locked in a bathroom spraying blood all over because they fucked up their arm from ~11:40 AM - 12:50 PM (the screaming started well before they cut themselves up) followed by fighting with police from ~12:50 - 1:00 PM, then another one making half-assed attempts to carjack people in the parking lot at ~1:30 PM who ran off before police arrived.

Man, I hadn't touched liquor for a couple months either, but today I needed something.

[King Zultan]

Damn man that's a lot of drug addict related craziness, hopefully you won't have to deal with any more of that kind of madness for quite a while.

[Frumple]

Yeah, that's rough. Hopefully things'll calm down

Though... I guess if you want a bright side, maybe it says your org's doing something right if they thought it'd be safe to be at or go to your location? Just sucks they're not going/able to go somewhere better equipped for that kind of thing.

[nenjin]

Damn. Who tf wears a gun to an MRI appointment? I know there was one dude who wore a butt plug to an MRI machine appointment. Guy had been sold it advertised as pure silicone, but the thing had a metallic core which wasn't advertised. MRI turned the plug into an internal organ ballistic missile aimed at his heart and lungs... Miraculously, missing both. Guy survived being shot by "an anal railgun"

I was following my way up the thread from the last post, and about midway I was like "I bet this is about the anal railgun." The amount of catastrophic damage that thing must have done....I'm surprised they survived.

... didn't I see comment elsewhere you were working library, too, FD? I mostly manage to avoid dealing with the actual public these days, but... still. I can only imagine what used to be behind that post :V

Multiple OD’d addicts, basically.

One opioid/fent OD at ~9:30 AM, two more simultaneously at ~11:00 AM, screaming methhead locked in a bathroom spraying blood all over because they fucked up their arm from ~11:40 AM - 12:50 PM (the screaming started well before they cut themselves up) followed by fighting with police from ~12:50 - 1:00 PM, then another one making half-assed attempts to carjack people in the parking lot at ~1:30 PM who ran off before police arrived.

Man, I hadn't touched liquor for a couple months either, but today I needed something.

I don't even wanna say anything because it'd just sound trite or patronizing or unhelpful or whatever. Not even that it's that shocking. But it's a lot to experience in a day, repeatedly.