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[TD1]

I just shot my CV into Chat GPT and asked it to write me a cover letter for [job role].

It did a disturbingly good and professional job, making connections not made in the CV. A very useful tool. Though obviously I edited it down and tailored it afterwards, the AI did the legwork.

[pisskop]

I should update my resume.  Ive been neglecting ai

[delphonso]

This is the sort of asinine busy-work that AI is perfect for, especially considering how much training data there is on this specifically.

[scriver]

I just shot my CV into Chat GPT and asked it to write me a cover letter for [job role].

It did a disturbingly good and professional job, making connections not made in the CV. A very useful tool. Though obviously I edited it down and tailored it afterwards, the AI did the legwork.

Did you add ai developer and editor at the end of it

[TD1]

Yes, and 'accomplished user of advanced machine-learning software matrices.'

[Akura]

Health update: my proctologist is sending me to a GI specialist, except the next available appointment is a month from now.

I guess all I can do is hope my current problems get better in the meantime. It feels like it is, but my proctologist was concerned the previous issue may come back.

[Great Order]

Hopefully it's all alright. So long as you aren't bleeding from the bumhole or feel like your lower right intestine's got napalm in it, it shouldn't be anything too bad.

[McTraveller]

Hahaha this is probably old news, and I know I shouldn't laugh...but apparently, somehow, a guy wore a gun into an MRI machine, and the magnetic field was strong enough to pull the trigger so it killed him 

[Mathel]

Hahaha this is probably old news, and I know I shouldn't laugh...but apparently, somehow, a guy wore a gun into an MRI machine, and the magnetic field was strong enough to pull the trigger so it killed him 

Darwin award?

[King Zultan]

Bet he won't be wearing a gun in the MRI machine again after that.

[martinuzz]

That's really terrible because those MRI machines are really expensive, I hope the bullet didn't damage it.

[Loud Whispers]

Damn. Who tf wears a gun to an MRI appointment? I know there was one dude who wore a butt plug to an MRI machine appointment. Guy had been sold it advertised as pure silicone, but the thing had a metallic core which wasn't advertised. MRI turned the plug into an internal organ ballistic missile aimed at his heart and lungs... Miraculously, missing both. Guy survived being shot by "an anal railgun"

[Great Order]

WHO WEARS A FUCKING BUTTPLUG TO AN MRI?!

Are you worried that if you don't the machine's gonna suck a turd out of your arsehole or something?

Actually thinking about it it's probably some form of humiliation fetish, hoping it'll turn up on the MRI and the doctors will see it. Which would be a dick move because you don't get non-consenting people involved in getting your jollies off in any way, shape or form.

[Loud Whispers]

It's also highly inadvisable from safety POV, for obvious reasons. At least it helped revive the Nieman's gambit memes

[scriver]

Are you worried that if you don't the machine's gonna suck a turd out of your arsehole or something?

I eat a lot of iron okay??